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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Aetius

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    That video gave me Vietnam style flashbacks to the groups of girls in middle school who would make giant fucking rings and block the entire hallway while they stood and chatted. I'm pretty sure I sank my chances of getting laid in high school by dropping a shoulder and pushing straight through them on multiple occasions.
     
    #3481 Aetius, Dec 16, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Nobody should be surprised that men send a lot of penis pictures.

    At first, I was. Then I thought about it for five seconds and realized that every single time a guy turns on a television, or watches a movie, or even checks his email, he's being bombarded with the message that not only is penis size important, it's directly linked to virility and the biggest factor in pleasing a woman.

    If you've ever insulted somebody by implying they had a small penis, you should at least understand why somebody might send a penis picture. In fact, I'm hard pressed to think of a sitcom where there wasn't at least lip service paid to the idea of "bigger being better." God bless TV Tropes, they've even gone and collected the examples.

    Furthermore, the idea that no woman might want such a picture, or that all women find penises inherently repugnant, is patently false. Not to get too theoretical, but I'm inclined to believe it's part and parcel of the mindset that being accomplished is the domain of men, and that being attractive is the exclusive domain of women.

    None of this excuses unsolicited pictures of genitals. But it's not at all surprising.
     
    #3482 Nom Chompsky, Dec 16, 2011
  3. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    BOOM ROASTED!
     
    #3483 Kubla Kahn, Dec 16, 2011
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    If it were possible to go through old reps, there'd be at least 4 or 5 similar sports-related comments.

    So is the distinction that you don't call people "nigger," you only call them "thug nigger"? Or that you only use the third person, never the second, in these sentences?

    I'm interested in what sort of explanatory gymnastics you'll have to do here.
     
    #3484 MoreCowbell, Dec 16, 2011
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ooh, burn.

    Ad at the top is for herway.com. What the heck is that?
     
    #3485 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 16, 2011
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    Crisis averted. Happy happy joy joy.
     
    #3486 katokoch, Dec 16, 2011
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    So passes Ballsack4.0, son of Ballsack3.0. The time of Ballsack5.0 has come.
     
    #3487 Elset, Dec 16, 2011
  8. Blue Dog

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    ... there are very few things in this world more entertaining than sitting at a bar, eating raw oysters and drinking cold beer, and listening to the old black oyster-shucker tell old stories with your dad.

    Goddamn it... Just burped up a chunk of horseradish and it went straight into my nose.

     
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  9. MoreCowbell

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    The Sack is dead, long live the Sack.
     
    #3489 MoreCowbell, Dec 16, 2011
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    Out comes the hairbrush... again....
     
    #3490 katokoch, Dec 16, 2011
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    Personally, I like him telling the old stories with your mom.

    (Can I get a "BOOM ROASTED!"?)
     
    #3491 lust4life, Dec 16, 2011
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    If the vodka alone isn't great, the company founder is. I stumbled upon Cooper's Chase when they were pouring samples at a Hy-Vee in Lincoln and I was happily served three shots by him in the brief time I was in the store (our next stop was tailgating a Husker's game).

    The vodka was warm and there was nothing to chase it with, and after taking the first shot I knew why they were serving it like that- it is incredibly smooth and well made to the extent that anything accompanying the vodka would be unnecessary. Except for a little ice. Maybe.
     
    #3492 katokoch, Dec 16, 2011
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    Boom Roasted!!!

    God, I need a fucking drink.
     
    #3493 Fernanthonies, Dec 16, 2011
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    Friday is about the longest damn day ever. Ever ever.
     
    #3494 shimmered, Dec 16, 2011
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    I'm currently 32,000 ft in the air playing on the internet on my tablet. Isn't technology cool?
     
    #3495 Diablo, Dec 16, 2011
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    Oh no, what have you people done. He was trying to reform, now corrupted him again in his old ways like taking a "reformed" child predator and airlifting him into a Jonas Brothers concert.
     
    #3496 JWags, Dec 16, 2011
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    Hell, none of us EVER learn on here. That is what makes us awesome.

    For example, there was that time I had a slumber party with Scootah and Nom, and when I woke up my sleeping bag wasn't zipped up the same way as it was when I passed out.

    We never learn.
     
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    edit: Ah fuck it, I'm tired and cranky.
     
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    5 hours, 13 stores, 85% of my Christmas shopping accomplished. 0 people killed in the process (although at least 3 threats were issued), 0 budgets blown, 2 child tantrums witnessed. The tantrums were in two different stores, but were both children of intensely Italian women. Like, the heavily made-up women who shout at everyone in the store that "little Bianca is usually such a daaaaarling, but she's just hungry. Isn't that right, Bianca? You just need some of Mama's cannelloni ricotta e spinaci (or something equally Italian-sounding). Poor little principessa..." You know the type.

    That said, it was still a damn sight better than being at work. Hell yeah.
     
    #3499 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2011
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    My kids don't come home til after new year's. I have barely begun Christmas shopping.
     
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