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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Game on then. G+ watching Bewildered getting smashed in an hour.
     
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    Be wary. Drinks with straws are very, very dangerous.
     
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    Can I get a what what!
     
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    Sculling through a straw makes it even more entertaining. And then the fizz hits your nose.
     
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    Yea, I went there.
     
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    I just had an hour and 45 minute commute home, and all we have to drink is wine.

    Fuck.

    My rotator cuff is fucked up, and all we have to drink is wine.

    Fuck.

    My wife is going to get naked tonight.

    FUCK!!!!
     
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    Sorry, we're only giving out BOOM ROASTEDs tonight...
     
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    Check yoself before you wreck yoself. Tread carefully...
     
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    I'm sorry, Nellie is singing to me and I have no time for ice cubes. Not in my music, not in my drink.
     
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    Nellie's done whispering stuff in my ears, ice cube man, you may pick up the slack.
     
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    Officially laid off for the winter! Let the drunken assholery begin.
     
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    In public?
     
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    Ho!
     

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    I like to touch myself on a boat,
    I like to touch myself, crossing a moat.
    I will do it in the day,
    I will do it in the hay.

    I will touch myself in public
    Despite your argument to just quit it.

    Do it today!
    No delay!

    I don't know, something about ham and green and Dr Seuss. Fuck rhyming, I've always hated it.
     
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    The Grand Galatic Inquisitor has two thumbs on each hand.

     
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    It's the mother fucking easter nigga.

     
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    Come on, you can't skip Kwanzaa:

     
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