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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. rachiii

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    I just cracked a bottle of wine someone brought during the last party I threw, and MAN is it bad. Obviously the only thing to do is drink it really quickly, right?

     
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    There's a small voice whispering, "Shut up, junkie. You know as much about rap as you do about hockey. So shutup, you!"
    I know I've heard that song, or maybe it's the woman singing, or someone like her. I like it, though. Thanks, Crown.
     
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  3. john_b

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    Dude.

     
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  4. Trakiel

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    Hi there Mr. Malware, how are you doing today? My, you even started yourself in safe mode, I bet you feel so proud of yourself! Oops, you still let me start up task manager though. Oh dear, now you allowed me to open up the registry editor.

    Buh-bye Mr. Malware.
     
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    Yeah buddy!

     
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    A little late to the party, but up for some type-y type if y'all are still G+ing.
     
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    Say what you want about that first photo, but imagine if half those people were women(for all of us straight folk out there)... i.e. gay dudes have got the whole sexual game figured out to a T. And they know how to fucking party. And they can avoid that whole petty, "I'm so tough," kind of plight that every straight guy growing up has to deal with. I tip my hat to them.
     
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    How about some typey-typey in HERE? I'm like high and shit.

    Entertain yourselves. While I, the all-knowing Sarcasmoblaster, sit quietly in judgment on my throne above the clouds (My dad kinda runs the joint), presuming to know, though my exhaustive research and knowledge as an attention whore, how you should be living your lives.
     
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    Crown, come party G style. It's how the coolest Londoners roll.

    Y'all have snow? There was a teeny shitstorm up here, but that could just have been fallout from Ballsack's inevitable return to the sniffy-sniff.
     
    #3609 Angel_1756, Dec 16, 2011
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    BOOM! TOASTED! Nitwit



    Girl just got here.

    G'night y'all.
     
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    I've decided that I fucking hate rum.
     
    #3611 bewildered, Dec 16, 2011
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    What took you so long?

    Sorry Bundy..
     
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    If there is something better than Sailor Jerry/Diet Coke I have yet to taste it. That shit is delicious. In fact, might as well pour myself another...
     
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    penis????
     
    #3614 bewildered, Dec 16, 2011
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    So you're saying you want my penis dipped in rum/DC? That's a new request. Especially when you just professed your hatred for rum.
     
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  16. bewildered

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    fat chancew
     
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    Kind of funny that I have had the same neighbors for several years now and I had no idea how awesome they are. We just had an impromptu holiday drinking session and these people rock.

    I guess this is what i get for being such a hermit when I come home during the week, but we have some honest to goodness steel livers out of folks.

    Liberian moonshine for the win.
     
    #3617 DannyMac, Dec 16, 2011
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    Drive was a really shitty boring movie. Stop pretending you liked it because critics are jerking themselves off to it.

    Sure, it looked nice, but god damn. just stop.
     
    #3618 Backroom, Dec 16, 2011
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    Well this isn't awkward?
     
    #3619 bewildered, Dec 16, 2011
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    I always fix awkward with a few more beers.
     
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