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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    Waking up to snow is nice.

    Having it turn to rain 20 min later sucks balls.
     
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    You should all do what I do, listen to The Mountain Goats and drink whiskey.



     
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    Stupid timezones and everyone all being passed out and shit. I want to G+.
     
    #3663 Bundy Bear, Dec 17, 2011
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    Hung out with a bunch of Irish last night. Holy Jesus, I understand all the english discrimination against them now.
     

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    Are you sure they weren't just newfies?
     
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    I can only breath out of one nostril. Graduation in T-5 hours.
     
    #3666 bewildered, Dec 17, 2011
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    So T - 6 until we see drunkeness personified again?
     
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    T-9 for that. Dinner with my future mother in law and my family. I have a feeling my mom is going to make catty comments and pick a fight.
     
    #3668 bewildered, Dec 17, 2011
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    G+ that shit. Entertainment for everyone.
     
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    Oh just what I need, my mother ON THE INTERNET.

    I'm going to go ahead and save y'all from that.
     
    #3670 bewildered, Dec 17, 2011
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    It's carrymehome. Had to delete the old profile because I write compromising things and log on at work. dumb.
     
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    Irish people always talk like they're asking a happy question. Newfies say things like "Jesus H. CHRAYST ya snod-gobblin sonofabitch I'll take ya outside n' beat the face of yar lart thunderin' Jesus..."

    ...plus, they all dress like Relic from The Beachcombers. ALL of them.
     
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    My father (in his infinite brilliance), decided that what we needed to get my grandmother this year for Christmas was an iPad. I can see the logic behind it, because she has grandchildren scattered around the country, and they are producing great-grandchildren for her, and she'd like to be able to see pictures as they grow up.

    ...but she has never had a computer before. Or internet. It's my job between now and the eve of the 24th to have everything on this new toy set up, and coordinate with the rest of the family so that they know how and where to send pictures and emails.

    In other news, I now have an iPad! (for about a week).
     
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    Grandmas on the internet? This might prove to be awesome (my mom is a grandma x8 but she doesn't count in this game). See: Exhibit 1:




    To be honest, my mom actually does know how to use the internet. She went from not knowing how to turn a computer on 6 or 7 years ago to checking email and having a facebook.

    She is NOT my facebook friend.
     
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    Because some people are poor. Or have different tastes than you. Pick one!
     
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    'Sack... c'mon. This is the good stuff.

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    I was right on the Cooper's Chase, no?

    However I was dead wrong on the cheap rye whiskey last night. Poor choice.
     
    #3676 katokoch, Dec 17, 2011
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    I'm in a really, really good mood today.

    But I'm about to attempt Christmas shopping at one of the bigger and more popular (and insanely busy) malls in Toronto.

    So, in a few hours there's a pretty good chance I'll be licking tears off my upper lip and cutting my upper thighs with a dull knife in the food-court public bathroom.
     
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    I shit you not, I went to a place that had $.35 martinis. Thirty Five Fucking Cents. Delicious too.

    It didn't matter, idiots were still ordering 9 dollar Stella Artois. People like what they are told to like. At that time, the popular beer if you were a "cool trendy guy" in America, was Stella because that is what advertising told them.

    Remember "Bitter Beer Face"? A generation of people were told beer shouldn't be bitter, and they bought it. In some places in the more redneck areas, I am pretty sure drinking anything but Bud Miller Coors is a capital offense.
     
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    You seem to speak their language. Can you please translate what "on yer bike" means? Because every newfie I've encountered says it to me. That, and "where ya to?".
     
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