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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. katokoch

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    They'd better not fuck your name up not once but twice like they did mine.

    Have fun and congrats!
     
    #3701 katokoch, Dec 17, 2011
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    Congratulations Ma'am. And enjoy dinner with the family. (Now because of the magic of the internet, you can not see me laughing at you!) But damn I just typed it out! Maybe you won't notice. Damn I did it again.

    DAMN I DID IT AGAIN
     
    #3702 McSmallstuff, Dec 17, 2011
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    Why is it that only people who drink supposedly "better" beer care what kind of beer other people drink?


    I'll continue to buy my 30 packs of Bud Light for $18.99, you can buy whatever six pack of craft shit for $9.99.
     
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    Oh wow, really?

    Sweet!

    I knew Coors was awesome, but this just helps solidify that fact. Imma have one of tha Light ones to celebrate!

    Edit: OOOoooo- they make Killians too! I just went from six to midnight
     
    #3704 Blue Dog, Dec 17, 2011
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    I ate one of the single most disgusting things I have ever eaten today. It was at a christmas party with the usual ginger cookies, cheese and crackers, and cake type stuff.

    However there was one plate with balls covered in some bread crumb looking stuff, and I thought they were some sort of macaroon. (Swedes keep their houses dark as shit at parties, so I couldn't see them that well)

    I bit into it, and it tasted like vomit. I nearly threw up I gagged so hard. I asked "what is this?"

    Apparently it was half bleu cheese (which I absolutely hate) half cream cheese (which I also hate) rolled into balls, and then covered in ground ginger snaps.
     
    #3705 kuhjäger, Dec 17, 2011
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    It's The Reverend Billy Gibbons' birthday. We need to move Christmas to the 17th. He makes a better Jesus. For one, communion would be burritos instead of wafers; whiskey and tequila instead of wine. Plus the hymns have that fucking groove you just don't get in white people church.

     
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    Nom got all dirty.
     
    #3707 hotwheelz, Dec 17, 2011
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    Because nothing says "I want you" to a woman like rubbing them down with Noxema:

     
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  9. Blue Dog

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    Yall want to know what one of the best things about having a kid is?

    It gives you an excuse to watch every single old Disney movie ever made, and people can't judge you. So what if The Son is only 7 months and doesn't really give a crap about whats going on and is more interested in the pretty colors? I'm watching non-stop marathons of "Robin Hood", "Sword in the Stone", "Aladdin", "The Lion King"- you name it- for HIM! Look at that kid, honey! He fuckin' LOVES this shit!

    Oh, and to ol' Whores up there who said earlier how much he loved Coors Light and how everyone needs to start drinking it with him right now ... Friggin' good call man! These things are delightful!
     
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    By the way- is AT&T internet fucked up across the board today? My connection slowed to a friggin' crawl today, only letting me load a couple of pages at all (this being one of them- must be a sign). I've reset the router about 5 times now to no avail. I thought maybe someone was stealing my wireless and bandwidth, so I changed my router name, password, and the security type from WEP to WPA (Google said was more secure). Nope, nada, fuck. Tried calling AT&T and they are experiencing high call volume right now (30 minute wait), so I figured it must be something big on their end.

    Anybody got a clue?
     
    #3710 Blue Dog, Dec 17, 2011
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    No, my porn is streaming just fine today.

    I'm going to do my best to get offensively drunk now. Wish me luck.

    When I grow up I want a dunk tank of beer in the living room.
     
    #3711 CharlesJohnson, Dec 17, 2011
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    Morning Idiots. My housemate used the last roll of toilet paper and didn't tell me it was gone and now I need some. Not happy with her at the mnoment.
     
    #3712 Bundy Bear, Dec 17, 2011
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    Small annoyance: We were sent a Christmas Card that was like a fucking glitter bomb. There is glitter on the floor, on the table, on every single other piece of mail, on our hands, and on the couch. When we opened the envelope, it looked like they literally just dumped glitter in there.

    FYI: Glitter is an annoyance. It is not cute. It gets everywhere. There was so much fucking glitter that I'm fairly certain we're going to find glitter on our stuff for the next two months. Fucking stop with the glitter.

    I've also told my students that if they put glitter on their projects, I will fail them.
     
    #3713 D26, Dec 17, 2011
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    Completely agree, that shit was made for no other reason that to turn up weeks after its use and annoy you.

    On another note my Father now has Skype. Watching him learn technology has been at the same time entertaining and frustrating.
     
    #3714 Bundy Bear, Dec 17, 2011
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    I found him on youtube. I don't know, man, he seems alright. Asked me to help him find his puppy.

     
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    I used to have nightmares about that gy when he was in Poltergeist II.

    [​IMG]
     
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    So I had to do a secret Santa thing, $10 limit.

    I think I have succeeded in the greatest secret Santa gift of all time:

    2 shot glasses and 7 assorted nips.

    I hope it makes it to being a gift and I don't crack them open.
     
    #3717 $100T2, Dec 17, 2011
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    I'm going to pinch a glass from wok and engrave it myself. No cost and during work time. Not ahuge fan of who I have to give a secret santa to.
     
    #3718 Bundy Bear, Dec 17, 2011
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    I have a Christmas party tonight at a neighbors. So....I should be good and buzzed and stumbling home around 10 or 11 or so. Sounds like good times.
     
    #3719 mya, Dec 17, 2011
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    Signs that a college football playoff is very needed: the "Famous Idaho Potato Bowl" is a thing that exists, and is not a food product.
     
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