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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. $100T2

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Working on my basement today and praying to all the mythical creatures of the universe that I don't need a single fucking thing at Home Depot because the shopping center it is in has:

    Target
    Kohl's
    Old Navy
    Dick's Sporting Goods
    Children's Place
    Gap
    Gap Kids
    Gap Baby

    ...and a bunch of other small places. It would be a fucking zoo. I must avoid it at all costs.
     
    #361 $100T2, Nov 25, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I'm working today too, but most of the staff took the day off and I'm not a clinician so that means I can pretty much just slack off all day if I want to.
     
    #362 Trakiel, Nov 25, 2011
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    AND I have a giant screw in my tire. Lame.
     
    #363 shimmered, Nov 25, 2011
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    Why do they call it "taking a shit" when you're actually leaving it there?
     
    #364 WickedBitch, Nov 25, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I love rum. I also love vodka. Fuck crazy bitches and here is to titties.

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    And for those who spoke of apple porn the other week I give you this. Asian apple porn.

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    #365 Bundy Bear, Nov 25, 2011
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    Don't forget hazmat certification.

    Fuck, I forgot I promised I would watch Love Actually tonight.
     
    #366 kuhjäger, Nov 25, 2011
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    I had a great Turkey Day, we went to a friend's for dinner. Her husband's parents were there and they were nuts. Drunk, yelling, spitting, real classy. I went upstairs and hit a blunt a few times to tone them down. It was actually kind of funny, but the mom glared at me when I laughed, so I attempted to behave. Mr. P would later make me promise to never let myself turn into "Charles Manson (the mom kinda looked like him)." The sad part was my friend was really embarrassed, and clearly the shenanigans ruined her fun.

    One deep fried and one baked turkey and my cheesy bread won the show, the rest was just traditional sides.

    I have awakened from my coma and I am about to go run all this deliciousness off.


    Happy Black Friday, I will have to deal with the crazies when I get to work.
     
    #367 PIMPTRESS, Nov 25, 2011
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    Ok, just made my very sick, very heart clogging VI's Manly Mac and Cheese (TM).

    What's in it you ask?

    1 1/2 lbs of Large Shells. (Any pasta is fine)
    2 full crowns of Broccoli
    2 Large Beefsteak Tomatoes
    One 16 oz package of Velveeta
    1 Cup of Milk
    1 Stick of Butter (not margarine, don't be a fucking pussy)
    1 Package Shredded Triple Cheddar
    1 Package Mozzerella

    Instructions: Cook pasta for 10 minutes, just slightly less done than Al Dente. Crown Broccoli, dice Tomatoes.
    Layer sliced Velveeta in bottom of Pyrex dish, alternate with slices of butter. Use milk to cover bottom of dish.
    Add half pasta, then layer of half Broccoli and Tomato
    Add half cheddar and mozz
    Add remaining pasta, broccoli, tomato, and cheeses.

    You can also add ham chunks (I didn't today, because we're having ham steaks tomorrow).

    Bake for 45-60 mins at 350.

    Halfway through, stir mixture, top off with bread crumbs.

    Enjoy.

    Call cardiologist immediately. 911 if they're not available.
     
    #368 The Village Idiot, Nov 25, 2011
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    Black Friday shopping in Miami today. Jesus Christ I forgot how amazing Cuban girls are. Makes me almost miss living in Florida. Almost.

    If I could upload pictures from an iPhone I would.
     
    #369 xrayvision, Nov 25, 2011
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    I just heard some Canon in D christmas song with a choir, and I swear the opening sounds like a chorus of kids singing Vagina.

    Anyone else heard this?
     
    #370 kuhjäger, Nov 25, 2011
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    Fried turkey/Twinkies/candy bars/reeces pie, marshmallow fight, marshmallow golf, Serbian limo, unlimited champaigne, Hugh Hefner robes, unlimited bar drinks, and strippers. That was my night, your move TiB...
     
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    Well shit. I just got drunk and watched my mother and my aunt's boyfriend jab at each other, as is tradition with my mother and anyone, then got drunker with friends in from Texas. Next time, I'll save some of the marshmallows instead of putting them on the sweet potatoes.
     
    #372 Pussy Galore, Nov 25, 2011
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    Hey, know whats awesome? Strep throat!

    Want to know what makes it even better? I still MUST go to Chicago with my in-laws or face the endless wrath of being told I am 'faking it' to get out of spending time with them. Fantastic! Nevermind that I have a slight fever and feel like someone has been shoving a cactus down my throat, no no, the mother-in-law's feelings are much to important for silly things like me being sick.

    The funny part is that this is a trip for "my wife's birthday," and she doesn't want me to go. It is my mother-in-law that is freaking out and thinking I am faking it because I don't want to spend the day with her. I really don't want to spend the day with her, but this is a legitimate excuse.

    To say I need a drink would be an understatement. I'm hoping to spend the evening getting so drunk that I forget what today was actually like. Fuck it, if I am healthy enough to go on this trip, I am healthy enough to get drunk afterwards.
     
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    I look forward to these leftovers every year. They are somehow even better than last night. The only thing that worries me is that the gravy solidifies at room temperature. I hate having proof that this food is rotten bad for me.
     
    #374 bewildered, Nov 25, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Last night after work I decided I would see what Black Friday is all about. I went to Best Buy. The whole store wreaked of an old gym sock from all the people and I didn't even find anything I wanted. The "deals" are about what you pay on Amazon.com. I'll leave Black Friday for the crazies. I did order a new pc monitor on Best Buys website, though.
     
    #375 Arctic_Scrap, Nov 25, 2011
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    I woke up before 6am, this is fucking wrong isn't it? Fucking smooth as shit cockhead sharked the girl I was talking to last night. Stupid wankers who have game.
     
    #376 Bundy Bear, Nov 25, 2011
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    I'm eating cinnamon rolls and bacon for breakfast/lunch (I don't use that queer combo word). Could not be better.
     
    #377 Parker, Nov 25, 2011
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    I like the shape Parker. I think bacon is on the cards this morning. I have a Movember pub crawl this afternoon. Staying drunk today.
     
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    Well, I put myself out there and met with the three owners of a business I work for. Things weren't being run the way they should be, and I told them as such. It was the first time I'd even met one of the guys. Anyway, I think I'll probably distance myself from them given they don't see a problem with the "contractor" they use for some inspections.

    Seeing a business with potential being run badly is incredibly frustrating. Oh well, thank god I still have my other job.

    Good excuse to pour some scotch with my afternoon of homework.
     
    #379 ASL, Nov 25, 2011
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    I'm using the minimal down time at work to work on my next tattoo.
    I should be reading Pavel's ruminations on Kettlebell work.

    But I am not. Goddamn I am ready to go home.
     

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