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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. $100T2

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    Here, be happy:
     

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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't know, I always have fun with your mom.
     
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    Yeah, but she leaves both of us with a lingering feeling of inadequacy and self-loathing.
     
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    Is that not what love is?
     
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    Sure as hell describes all of my relationships....
     
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    You know what?

    MoreCowbell is right.

    Merry Christmas.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Chocolate Milkboy is one of my nicknames for my penis...
     
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    Volleyball ass huh?

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    'Desperado' here.

    I'm pretty sure this song was written about and for my penis to cry too during the lonely times.

    Go ahead. Play it and think of my penis.

     
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  11. $100T2

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    I'm gonna go fill mine now.

     
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    Took the laptop to work, last week before the workshop shuts down for Christmas and heaps of people have already gone on leave. Going to be a cruisy week.

    Music!

     
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    Who, outside college students tht don't want their glassware broken/stolen uses those stupid cups? They are the worst invention of the modern era. A cup that cracks when you squeeze it. Brilliant.

    It's probably just me, but I've always hated those things. I notice the per capita useage of them increase about fifty fold once I cross the American border. I they some sort of "thing" down there that we're ignorant to up here or something?

    And now, the best prat fall in movie history:

     
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    The only cups I squeeze are the 34Bs on my wife. A plastic disposable cup is handy when you are working in your basement and your dog and his 18" tail of death come by and knock it to the ground. Glass is bad in that situation.

     

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    I only ever use plastic if I'm playing beer pong. Hate the lips on those fucking things.
     
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    Alright, a Christmas light question for the panel. Monochromatic white lights, two-tone lights, or every-colour-under-the-sun lights? This, along with "tinsel: friend or foe" have been bones of contention in my parents' house as long as I can remember. I have fond memories of redecorating the tree three or four times because "your father dresses that tree like a two dollar whore" or "your mother has no holiday spirit". All in good fun, mind you, but the debate rages to this day... Dad is upstairs putting tinsel on the tree while Mom is over at the neighbours' house.
     
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    We have some white lights in the house and big fat colorful ones in the front porch facing the street. It's a good balance.
     
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    WHERE IS YOU GOD NOW DENVER?!
     
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    EAT MY PUSSY, FOB!
     
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