The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Oh, I posted while you were so missed the last part of the story. Go after his ass. But once again, don't be surprised if she pulls the "but you don't know him like I do" card.

 

I know. I've already set parameters for myself.....

But this heart of mine is hard to hold back.

 

Gak. Women can be stupid (obviously not us women). Chick will pull "but I love him and I know he loves me" card. Or maybe this is the day she grabs her nuts and gets it. Kudos Pimptress for your efforts.

 

In her defense, she seems pretty aware of shit, this has all happened in the last couple of months. She has been going to court for getting the rapists put down, her family is fucked up and she has every right to be a bit overwhelmed. She asked for my honest, blunt assessment and I did not hold back. She did not cringe or cry, but thanked me.

I will try.

 

I seriously love you Pimptress. (and I was almost in Denver but I got a better flight)

We have the ability to make a difference if we reach out. It sounds so cliche but it's truth.

 

why?

 

Smart and funny. Nope, don't want any of them kind in my world. Pardon me while I whitewash my trailer and pick the critter flesh out of my tooth.

 

Cautiously optimistic about the success of my blog. Two days until I can breathe easy. Fuck finals.

 

My girlfriend's dog is curled up next to me. She's sleeping with her eyes open and snoring like a drunk. This would be hilarious if my girlfriend had adopted an actual dog, and not the functionally retarded dachshund/chihuahua mix she decided on.

Edit: And now her eyes are moving.

 

North Korea is mine bitches!

 

I blushed

 

Apparently I am not as jaded as I thought, thanks Queen. I'm pretty sure there would be some riots in Denver if we hit the town. So, if you're ever here again....hit me up, dammit! Let us "reach out."

 

I'm going to try and get in a little better shape in the new year.

 

That dude is so hilariously fat. He's not super fat, but just that right amount where he looks tired and retarded. Far as I'm concerned let's have 20 more years of onesies. They dress like an 80s hosuewife. "Hmm should I wear the yerrow onesie or the brue onesie? Let's go brack to assert dominance in empty square."

In all seriousness I'm glad the kid from "From dusk Til Dawn" found more work. Nice to see good things happen to good people.

 

New stupid Google thing. Type in "Let it Snow" and be entertained for 60 seconds.

 

I'm having a horrible morning.

This morning when I got home from work, I flipped on the t.v. and promptly fell asleep on the couch. After sleeping for about 5 hours, I wake up and my Uvula (that little ball thing that hangs down from the back of your throat) swollen to three times it's normal size. This has happened to me before, but today it's really bad. It got stuck to my tongue and had me gagging for almost a minute until I could swallow it back into place. This normally would just be a nuisance, but I have a serious issue with gagging/throwing up. I FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Like uncontrollable body shakes, racing heart, full on panic attack type thing. I literally had to pace around my kitchen for about 5 minutes just repeating in my head, "You're not dying, just breathe. Chill out, you're not dying, just breathe."

Now I'm sucking on as much ice as I can possibly make to try and numb this thing and have it get back to a normal size.

 

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. Well, that is, I found a company that gave me a premium $600 / year less than State Farm. And I'm picking up the car at 4:30 today. Hooray!

Also, hotwheelz, don't put too much stock into Queen Bee's opinion of you. She did, after all, think I was the type of guy to raise my pinky while drinking.

 

Whew, I woke up this morning.