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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    I might sub some of these lyrics in during the Christmas Eve service. "Holy crap here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy..."
     
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    Instead, does this mean that you're the type of guy that dutch ovens his girlfriend?
     
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    Monday morning smorgasbord of ass.









     

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    Release the hounds!





     

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    So...what's her number?
     
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    More Gifs!!!
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    Ahh Bacon, the king of breakfast meats. Life is good.
     
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    This is me every morning.
     
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    Heh, I'm exactly the opposite.

    My first thought upon waking is usually 'Christ, not again.'
     
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    I accidentally took a nap from 4pm to 8pm. My wife didn't wake me up because she fell asleep in the living room, and then didn't wake me up because I am a huge dick to her when she tries to wake me up from a nap. I once called her something along the lines of a cunt slut when she tried to wake me up. I don't remember this.

    Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
     
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    I want to hire someone to wrap Christmas presents for me. I am a perfectionist when it comes to wrapping presents, because of that it takes me forever to wrap. I want someone to wrap all the presents, and do a pretty job. I will supply the booze.
     
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    I think those two sentences may well be at odds with each other.
     
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    My sleep schedule is kinda off right now. Two overnight bus trips and a random crashing on a couch in one weekend will do that...

    In other news, however, I have a goodly amount of beer in the fridge, a free evening, an appetite for takeout and a couple fascinating pieces of new sex knowledge.
     
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    That takeout sure is a lucky woman.
     
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    I'm not quite sure that's true. For one thing, she's going to be doused liberally in hot sauce, a practice which I've had...mixed results with.
     
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    Where are you getting your sex information from if it involves hot sauce? Jesus.

    P.S. please tell me you're still down for coming to New York for a day next week.
     
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    Close, it's actually Tim Tebow.

    And yeah, I'll probably be around.
     
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    So, what, you're going celibate now?
     
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    I mean, after the hot sauce thing, probably. Involuntarily.
     
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