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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Devils Advocate

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    Nah, booze enhances creativity.
     
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    Creative does not necessarily mean "pretty."
     
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    That sound you're hearing is a collective sad sigh from a thousand theatre departments.
     
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  5. Devils Advocate

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    I will provide direction.
     
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    Translation: nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
     
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    Went to Stew Leonards liquor store for the first time. Put my bottle on the counter and the lady asks for ID. She takes it, steps out from behind the counter and looks me up and down while checking it. She then says "1978 huh", walks to the office and I see her put it through some sort of scanner. I was then finally allowed to buy, what the fuck?
     
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    And people think that you're not a woman!
     
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    Fucking Christ. Online dating has been a big step out of my comfort zone. But hey, gotta man up right?

    Right.

    Until you open a profile and realize it's your female manager at work.

    That's going to be an awkward conversation.
     
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    The Stew Leonards on the turnpike? Theyre assholes, they card me each and every time with that skeptical stink eye bullshit.
     
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    Or an opportunity for a big pay raise.
     
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    Especially if its one of the sites where she can see who has viewed her profile.



    shitty day at work + MNF Niners/Steelers + Being off Tue = drunk GTE tonight.
     
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    [quote="GTE"

    Especially if its one of the sites where she can see who has viewed her profile.
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    It is. Hence the "fuck me, really?" reaction.
     
    #3953 StayFrosty, Dec 19, 2011
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    It is. Hence the "fuck me, really?" reaction.[/quote]


    I'm sure a rousing game of hide the tip will make the awkward go away.
     
    #3954 McSmallstuff, Dec 19, 2011
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    Soooooo... you gonna try to hit that or what?
     
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    Well of course. I can't see how that could possibly have negative consequences.
     
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    So hey, guess what the cool new "thing" with towing companies is around here? They jack up random cars on flatbeds, take them to a secluded parking lot and tool them with sledgehammers and bowling balls, then take them to an auto wreckers for a measly $200! Wash, rsinse, repeat. Destroying a person's automobile for two fucking bills. This just happened to my friend, a Monte Carlo with a shit chasis and about $30,000 under the hood. Let's just say there was no room for Mexicans in that part of the car. Since he happened to find the car, he knows who did it. The engine is pretty much salvageable (thank God) but the loogans that did this to his car are well known to this end of the city.

    Uh oh.
     

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    Oh god. It's 9:30am on a Tuesday and I'm still drunk. Double vision, room spinning drunk. Today is going to be brutal.
     
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    8:30 PM on Monday and the drinking has just begun.
     
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    I like your style. Have a present.

    Hmmm. Do I follow this up with a wake and bake? Took leave today, nothing to do till the FWB takes me out to dinner at 7pm. Decisions, decisions.
     

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