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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. ssycko

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    #3961 ssycko, Dec 19, 2011
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    Ugh, look at that fat roll!!!! (I kid, I kid)


    I have no idea who she is, but God damn, she is hot.
     
    #3962 GTE, Dec 19, 2011
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    Can we form a search party and find the people responsible for stealing the rest of her ass?

    I kid, I kid. Body shaming is bad, children, and the people you've seen here are professionals. Please, don't try this at home.
     
    #3963 Nom Chompsky, Dec 19, 2011
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    I've been in my studio all day, and other than discovering that a motor is burned out and will cost me $250 to rebuild, I haven't accomplished a damned thing today. Even cleaning and organizing has been unproductive - SCRAP WOOD, THY NAME IS LEGION!!!

    It might be time to turn to alcohol.
     
    #3964 suapyg, Dec 19, 2011
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    I'm pondering I what I shall be putting the abuse to myself with this New Year's. I'm deciding between a decent white rum cocktail, or this 40 oz. of Crown Royal I brought back from duty free. Rye will make me wirey, probably a bad idea.
     
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    Body shaming might be bad in general, but when you're jealous that someone else is naturally skinnier than you, it's the right and moral thing to do. You know, to help the self-esteem of realistic girls.
     
    #3966 ghettoastronaut, Dec 19, 2011
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    Massive power outtage at a full NFL game during the winter = hilarity ensuing.

    Why are the lights out?

    Possibility #1: Ben Rothlesberger raped the electrical panel, too.
     
    #3967 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2011
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    Watching people get duped by a Bon Jovi death rumor is hilarious until you remember that they can vote.
     
    #3968 Gravitas, Dec 19, 2011
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    I have to do it: too bad they don't have any CANDLES at the stadium, eh? EH?

    /horrible puns
     
    #3969 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2011
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    #3970 McSmallstuff, Dec 19, 2011
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    Uh, I think those are her ribs.
     
    #3971 Dcc001, Dec 19, 2011
  12. Gravitas

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    I'm not a "her knees are too angular" type of guy by any means, but I'm not into Miranda Kerr. Her face just look smushed in all the wrong places.

    #wouldstillhavesexwithheratthefirstopportunity
     
    #3972 Gravitas, Dec 19, 2011
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    Does it speak more poorly about the people who got duped or about society that when someone posts about someone dying, the default assumption should be that they're lying and it's a joke?
     
    #3973 Frank, Dec 19, 2011
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    Agreed, I always thought she kind of looked like a little kid...
     
    #3974 JWags, Dec 19, 2011
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    I'd say that one of the primary reasons people lie is knowing that people will buy their bullshit.

    So without the first problem you wouldn't have the second.
     
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    Actually I remember watching some "behind the sports illustrated swimsuit issue" documentary a while back and the super hot models weren't sexy at all, because they acted like little girls. They had about as much mental and emotional maturity as a beta fish.

    [​IMG]
     
    #3976 Gravitas, Dec 19, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I just sold an article about shopping in Panama City. It wasn't for very much, to a site I'd never heard of, but I couldn't turn it down and it paid for the dress I bought there, so...

    Forgot how much writing can make my head hurt. Although that can still be aftershocks of the hitting my face on a bus and inhaling gas fumes for hours thing.

    This is just the beginning of all of the things I'm going to attempt to squeeze into the three days I'm back in the city before turning right around to go home again. I just want to watch my cat play.
     
    #3977 audreymonroe, Dec 19, 2011
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    So after seeing Girl With the Dragon Tattoo I have a hankering for some hot punk rock girl porn. Anyone know any good stars. Like I said on the review thread, don't bother with the suicide girls unless they are taking a dick on film.
     
    #3978 Kubla Kahn, Dec 19, 2011
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    I would go with Scarlett Pain
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    or Regan Reese
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    Both are stupid sexy
     
    #3979 JWags, Dec 19, 2011
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    Finally caught up on this thread...from November.

    Also, this little guy looks pretty badass. If I were a cubicle worker, I can see having a battery of these guys for when the TPS reports have the wrong coversheet.

    USB Rocket Launcher
     
    #3980 twopy, Dec 19, 2011
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