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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Yeah, you better be straight about your sexual desires because he's filing all this away for later.
     
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    Well he ain't keeping that Excel spreadsheet for nothing.
     
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    ghettoastronaught: making your rape as enjoyable as possible since 1989.
     

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  4. Frank

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    Happy birthday buddy!

     
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    In a response to a rep: Yes, Cowbell, the Whisper Song is the worst song ever made. I didn't even click the link. I'm just assuming what that was.

    Ghetto: James Deen gets away with a lot of things I otherwise find unacceptable. Hence why I can still find him extremely attractive after following him on Twitter.
     
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    He tweets about the weirdest fucking things.

    But then he posts nudie pics of the girls he bangs daily and redeems himself.
     
    #4066 hooker, Dec 20, 2011
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    Due to some system changes, our internet and internal networks were off and on in parts of the office today. Both were down in the sales department from 9:30 to 2:30. Because I can only watch Gitomer on DVD for so long, it was time to make a flyer for the wellness club (yes we have one) so I got to mess around with Paint for awhile and be productive. I still had 45 calls on my list and that did not leave much time for fucking around. Kinda screwed my day up, but I got another sale in the afternoon so that helps.

    And puppies!

     
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    My doc told me that you really don't even have to have that conversation until 50, and even then it's becoming controversial as to whether it's actually of any use.


    I'm so disappointed.
     
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    Are you Midwest people expecting shitty weather in the coming days?

    If not - plan for it because I bring bad weather luck with me every time I'm in Minnesota.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    And yet, when I yell, "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY DICK", I'm the one that's ruining Thanksgiving.
     
    #4070 Nom Chompsky, Dec 20, 2011
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    I'm gonna be in Illinois for Christmas and then heading from there to Kansas City for New Year's. Regardless, the forecast is clear.

    This is the first year my girlfriend will be joining us for Christmas. We visit both sides, as my parents went to the same high school in a rural county, and both are massive families that pack in a house together. This will also be her first time on a farm (my dad's family's dairy farms) or hunting. Thankfully she's a good sport and can handle anything, and I have lots of cousins around my age that are all awesome and a lot of fun, but it will still be an experience for her.
     
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    I bet I can change that.

    I'll be in Illinois Friday. But only briefly, so the bad weather should follow me to Minnesota.
     
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    I am flying from Kansas City to Chicago to Milwaukee on the 3rd. Don't fuck up my good forecast!!!
     
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    I do not recommend researching rat kings.

    That is the only evil that 30 Rock has brought to my life.
     
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    I'm not sure if this is an inane conversation about the weather or if you are crazy enough to believe this.
     
    #4076 Gravitas, Dec 20, 2011
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    Motherfucker, I'm classy:

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    So Andrew Zimmern of Bizarre Foods fame just said that Canadians love horse meat. What the hell? Angel, Crown, ghetto, and the rest of our Canadian contingent, is this accurate?
     
    #4078 Noland, Dec 20, 2011
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    Pretty sure it's either illegal or just culturally shunned in the US. We export a shitton of horse meat to Europe, France especially. Maybe it is popular in the French parts of Canada.
     
    #4079 bewildered, Dec 20, 2011
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    SACRE BLEU!!
     
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