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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    YEAAAAHHH! I've done the same thing before.
    Were you standing on the floor, or were you both on the counter? (I did it standing every time, as she sat on the counter)
    We want details and/or pictures.

     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Unreal. Still no snow here. Probably won't drop to freezing until Christmas eve. I have never seen a fall this warm in my life. Plough contractors are probably losing their collective shit right about now. It almost makes up for that Tempest Par Excellence last year that crushed us like a cheap pizza.

    I think I'll watch Christmas Vacation now. Or The Ref. What would you pick?
     
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    We just threw on Christmas Vacation here. Drinking a Saranac Chocolate Lager. Interesting beer. I like it. And boobies. But that's a given.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I love the West Village but, god damn, I hate going there in heels. Stupid brick/cobblestone streets.
     
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    Work is done for the year and now I need drinking buddies. Who wants to help?

    This is fucking funny. Some dude rigged up a motion sensor and a hose to get the cats pissing everywhere. Enjoy.

     
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    Good lord taco bell, I know you suck. Why do I keep eating you? Especially that new triple steak stack, good lord that tasted like dog food.
     
    #4126 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
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    Isn't the depressed robe in this Allibify commercial (Skip to 1min 4 sec to see it on heroin):



    One of the Yip Yip Yip guys?
     

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  8. Bundy Bear

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    Whenever I hear the word salad I hear this.

     
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  9. dixiebandit69

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    That is all. Enjoy.
     
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    Next thing you'll try to tell me there is no Santa. I wasn't born yesterday ya know. Hahaha, kidder.
     
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    Holy crap. I come back der-unk and only 2 new posts? Y'all need to crank dis up.
     
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    Post boobies. That will liven this place up.
     
    #4132 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    or booty....
     
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    Fuck y'all/
     
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    I offered to get drunk with you Bewildered but you never replied.
     
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    Agreed with the whorish one. You're a meanie face.
     
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    Well this club is to packed for me. Night all.
     
    #4137 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
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    Don't worry, in the morning she will say she is so, so sorry, give flowers, a heartfelt hug and firmly proclaim that it will never happen again...until next time...
     
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    If someone buys you beers from Quebec for Christmas, I think it's pretty safe to assume they hate you.
     
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    I give you the ugliest Christmas tree ever put on sale:
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