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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Good suggestion, I will try that. I find that they are way blander than rice without adding salt though. I guess if I am seasoning a stirfry with soy sauce and such, that'll help. I always tried to make them the center of attention in the food I make but maybe that is the wrong way to look at it.
     
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    This may be old news, but if your day is largely spent avoiding rape in the prison shower, then putting on a live performance of 'Thriller' probably seems like a good idea:

     
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    I agree on all counts but one - I work with 85% women. Women who are on Atkins (or some permutation of the no-carb thing). The only thing worse than an office of PMSing women is an office of women bitching because "they're not Atkins-friendly bagels".

    Women suck.
     
    #4183 Angel_1756, Dec 21, 2011
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    I dunno... if I was avoiding rape in the first place, I wouldn't have anything to do with Michael Jackson.
     
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    We have Bagel Mondays, and they're awesome. Coming in to free New York bagels makes Monday morning so much more bearable. There's also catered (and very well catered too) monthly staff meetings. Almost makes up for the Cover-Sheet-On-Your-TPS-Report level of analness.
     
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    What the people in MY office are getting for Christmas:



    Not the wine. The wine is for YO.
     

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    Hey a naked woman!

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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Bzzzt. She's not naked. She's wearing glasses and panties. Try again.
     
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  9. McSmallstuff

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    Your logic is infallible.

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    And I just noticed Shegirl is about! I'm glad her brain is no longer broken. I was worried I had permanently skeeved her out.
     
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    Yep. It's lunchtime and my tuna sandwich was soggy. It was gross. I had Cheetos instead. The crunchy ones. Which brings a debate to the table.

    Crunchy Cheetos v Puffy Cheetos

    My preference is obvious.
     
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    Neither.

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  13. McSmallstuff

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    Puffy Cheetos are for fat people and toddlers. Crunchy Cheetos are a wonderful treat. Puffy Cheetos were designed by Satan to spread their horrible dust everywhere.
     
    #4193 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
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    I'm not fat, and I am not a toddler. I am not a cheetos fan. However, if I had no other choice, I would take the Puffy Cheetos,
     
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    As though there is even a comparison. Crunchy Cheetos are infinitely better than their puffy counterparts.
     
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    Hey, if you're not gettin' any, you should put that in the R&R thread.

    Why choose? They're both delicious! With the puffy ones, you can bite off the ends, and jam them together to make a long one. The goal is to see how many you can jam together.
     
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    Aint that how the gays have sex?
     
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    I prefer the crunchy kind but currently at work we are eating the puffy kind.

    We bought a tub like this and are counting how many we eat so we can find out how many are in there.
    It's about half gone and we are at 680 balls.
     

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    Instead of the ugly tree from up thread it was decided to decorate the Ikea lamp in the living room:

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    Do these happen in the states?

    Cheezies > Cheetos

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