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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Yall ready to be grossed out?

    The Wife is a tiny little thing who doesn't eat much. I bought her this exact giant tub of cheese balls when she was pregnant. She ate the entire thing in about 3 days. But not by picking at them one at a time.

    She would pour a bunch into a ziplock bag and smother generously with Tapatio Mexican hot sauce. Then shmush the contents into a paste. Then clip off one end of the bag to create something like a pastry gun. Then she'd squeeze it into her mouth.

    Honestly, I'm a little intrigued. I kinda want to one day stuff a chicken breast or a pork roast like this.
     
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    I'd go for an artificially cheesy breading or crust... but stuffing? No way amigo.

    I am actually intrigued about using it as breading now. Hmmm...
     
    #4202 katokoch, Dec 21, 2011
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    FINALLY, someone asks the tough questions.

    Crunchy are wholly more satisfying. Cheese puffs are too airy. They just blast hot cheese air in your mouths and stick to your teeth. Crunchy are a religious experience. I will not buy them however. If they are in the house I will make a sandwich, pour out some on my plate, then finish the entire fucking bag in one sitting. I am also a fan of the one burned cheeto that looks like a brown piece of shit. It's like finding a bayleaf, but with concentrated toasted cheesiness. This is obviously a sign of providence.

    I am not a junk food guy, but potato chips do it for me like a one legged Singapore prostitute with one easily curable STD. Which STD? I don't know that's half the fun. Finish the bag to find out.
     
    #4203 CharlesJohnson, Dec 21, 2011
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    I'm really tempted to rewrite some Christmas carols dedicated to your Ikea lamp.
     
    #4204 Angel_1756, Dec 21, 2011
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Get on this. Report back as soon as possible.
     
    #4205 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 21, 2011
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    Doesn't it say on the nutrition information?
     
    #4206 Fernanthonies, Dec 21, 2011
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    These my friends are the holy grail of chip related products. I've had people doubt me before but once they tasted them they couldn't get enough.

    [​IMG]

    Sitting in Brisbane airport and just find out that the plane has been size downgraded so we have to check seat allocation. I still get my exit row but there are going to be a few unhappy campers who have lost their seat and can't fly.
     
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    If you must go out side of the original Cheetos debate, couldn't you at least bother to be right?

    [​IMG]
     
    #4208 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
  9. bewildered

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    I went to super Wal mart. While browsing the tomatoes, a man came up to me. "Excuse me," he said. "Has anyone ever told you that you have purty legs?"

    To this day, I have NEVER been complimented by a white person. I am obviously minority friendly.
     
    #4209 bewildered, Dec 21, 2011
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    I feel there is a joke here. I just feel incapable of finding it. I mean I know you're not fat. You don't seem particularly prone to wearing sweat pants with words on the ass to "dress up." I just know there is some blatant stereotype just staring me in the face.
     
    #4210 McSmallstuff, Dec 21, 2011
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    No, I'm just recounting what happens to me frequently. It doesn't offend me or anything, I just think it is funny.

    The reason that it happens could be that Southern black men are more outgoing and likely to compliment a woman he doesn't know, or it could be that my figure is more pleasing to some than to others. It doesn't matter. I find it amusing, sorry if I came off as offended or upset.
     
    #4211 bewildered, Dec 21, 2011
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    You may not want to show off your legs, but everyone here has seen your hairy squirrel.

    What? She really posted it. Honestly.
     
    #4212 CharlesJohnson, Dec 21, 2011
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    She was stuffing it with nuts too.
     
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    Black Jesus is correct. I even named my hairy animal. Abu is a normal name, right?
     
    #4214 bewildered, Dec 21, 2011
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    HA! I was right. It's name is Abu. Isn't that the monkey's name from Aladdin?
     
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    BINGO BANGO you win the prize! My sister named him because he hops frantically around just like that monkey.
     
    #4216 bewildered, Dec 21, 2011
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    Sinbad was an Occupier before it was cool.



    I dont care what anyone says, this movie rocks.
     
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    What do I win? Do you like play with him...? Can you play with a squirrel?
     
    #4218 Devils Advocate, Dec 21, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    Jersey Shore Sammi looks so much prettier "madeunder."
     
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    I've always thought she was the prettiest of the bunch, just Bat Shit Crazy
     
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