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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Everyone go look at my post in the pet thread.
     
    #4261 audreymonroe, Dec 21, 2011
  2. Gravitas

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    You have a cute cat
    Too bad I don't give a fuck
    Signed, The Internet
     
    #4262 Gravitas, Dec 21, 2011
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    It's not about my cat this time. It's about my clearly stellar engineering skills.
     
    #4263 audreymonroe, Dec 21, 2011
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    Is that where ghetto gets to sleep?
     
    #4264 Angel_1756, Dec 21, 2011
  5. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yes. But he has to share with the cat.
     
    #4265 audreymonroe, Dec 21, 2011
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Initially I wanted to red-dot you because I thought it was going to be a post like this:
    "Aww, look at my cat! He/she is sooooo cute!"

    But your post in the pet thread is legitimately cool. Y'all should check it out. Way to save money on cat-furniture.
     
    #4266 dixiebandit69, Dec 21, 2011
  7. Gravitas

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    [​IMG]

    I dunno how that shit got so fuzzy, but I suck too much at using this here newfangled computer to fix it. Sorry folks.
     
    #4267 Gravitas, Dec 21, 2011
  8. Sam N

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    Good stuff. A friend once had to get rid of her two cats (two years old) for various complex reasons, and as noone else would take them, they were pawned off on me. In preparation for their arrival, I built the most insanely elaborate kitten play mansion. And they NEVER used it. EVER!

    I've never felt such complete rejection. Still heartbroken.
     
    #4268 Sam N, Dec 21, 2011
  9. Gravitas

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    Ball of tinfoil is where it's at.
     
    #4269 Gravitas, Dec 21, 2011
  10. Sam N

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    Their particular preference was to grab the flying egg-sized cockroaches outside and bring them in to play with them on the living room floor. But of course, they'd never fucking kill the things.
     
    #4270 Sam N, Dec 21, 2011
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    Merry Christmas TiBers.

    Off to the land of no internets, cellphones, or power(?) for a few days before the holidays.

    Be safe, merry, and drunk as can.
     
    #4271 Guy Fawkes, Dec 21, 2011
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    Another suicide in my world. This is just beyond belief. Death, death and more death. I'm going to get shitfaced now.
     
    #4272 Queen-Bee, Dec 21, 2011
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    Holy shit, that's a haiku!
     
    #4273 dixiebandit69, Dec 21, 2011
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    Red Text on Brown Background makes my eyes want to bleed.
     
    #4274 D26, Dec 22, 2011
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    Yeah, if I could go back and edit that I would.
     
    #4275 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    So what are the best Guns and Roses deep cuts? I haven't gotten as into them as I should...
     
    #4276 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2011
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    So apparently it takes exactly 13 hours for okra seeds to travel your system. Ergh. It burnssss!!!
     
    #4277 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    TMI, sister.
     
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    My mind's eye reaction:

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    #4279 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    Gravy made me. Blame him.
     
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