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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. TX.

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    Ah, yes. Hematochezia. Maroon blood in The Poop.
     
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    Maroon? That means that it's up in your digestive tract somewhere and that a problem might be indicated. Red blood is ok though!
     
    #4282 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    I apologize. I knew not what horror I would unleash.

    nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

    Let's just stop this right here.
     
    #4283 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    I pray to God that if I'm ever experiencing rectal bleeding someone just puts me out of my misery.

    BTW, Miranda Kerr is totally hot. She is my fav Victoria's Secret Angel. I want to take tequila shots out of her adorable dimples.
     
    #4284 TX., Dec 22, 2011
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    Hematochizia kills
    drunk thread. :(
     
    #4285 TX., Dec 22, 2011
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    Na, I'm still here. I'm just too busy gagging to type effectively.
     
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    Oh, I was thinking about torn anuses. Whoops.
     
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    Happens to the best of us (frequently!)
     
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    Never more thankful to be part of the worst of us.
     
    #4290 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    Oh lord, you people and your bloody poop talk. Here I will fix.

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    #4291 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    Is it 1996?
     
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    IM GOING TO FUCK THE STATE SO HARD THAT WASHINGTON WILL BE ALL DAMNNNNNNNNNN SON
     
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    Kubla you shut your dirty mouth! Hot is still hot.
     
    #4294 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    Thank you for that pretty picture, BigPerson8686.

    Now here are some good tunes:
    (I LOVE this song!)


     
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    Why, you ask? Because some men just want to watch the world burn
     
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    I just lost my job. I had my 3 month assessment this morning and was basically told that because I haven't been working myself into the ground for the last week (in a job that pays insultingly above minimum wage), I was not going to be kept on.

    Usually I'd be upset or at least a little bit pissed off. However I had just been paid, I spent the night before drinking and fucking an ex, was/am still drunk from the night before and now have an extended vacation while I look for work.

    That and I've always got Plan B, which so far consists of going back to Goa for a few months and chilling out there for a while.

    Until then, I've got a lot of heavy drinking ahead of me. Hoofuckingray!
     
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    On Appetite, I'd consider the deep cuts of note to be "Rocket Queen," "They're Out To Get Me," and "Anything Goes."

    Lies, eh, an ok album I guess, but nothing really sticks with me.

    Illusion One and Two are filled with great non-radio songs. From I, "Right Next Door to Hell," "Bad Apples" and "The Garden" - which might be my favorite off the album.

    Two is a tremendous album, and I think it's even better than Appetite, deep cuts: "Estranged" (Some of the best solos Slash ever did), "Locomotive," and "Breakdown" are all great deeper cuts.

    It's a shame the personalities in that band were so fucked up, because when they were on, they were one of the better hard rocks bands around.
     
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    Ah, my first official day off for the holidays. Brandy and amaretto in my coffee to start the day? Don't mind if I do.
     
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    I'll agree with Uzi on Locomotive and Breakdown. Two fantastically awesome songs, and in fact Locomotive might be my favourite GNR song of all time.

    Appetite: My Michelle. I don't know if it was ever a single, but great song.

    Lies: I'm actually partial to the acoustic version of You're Crazy.

    Illusions I/II: Double Talkin Jive, Coma, Pretty Tied Up

    Spaghetti: Buick McKane, Hair of the Dog, Look at your game, Girl (Charles Manson wrote that one).

    Random, unalbumned music: Shadow of Your Love.
     
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