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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Is this one of those trick things where you have to tell if the model is actually a penis bearing man?
     
    #4341 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
  2. Gator

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    Seriously?

    Is this where the thread has devolved? Why GnR is great and why hot girls on TV are not?

    This shit makes me long for the days of lentils and hair color gone wrong stories.

    (No offense Ms P, but you might as well have been speaking Klingon with the demi permanent and fried and shit).
     
    #4342 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
  3. Gator

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    What other kind of man is there?

    I know the gender lines can sometimes be blurry, but I would think the presence or absence of a cock would be #1 on any checklist.
     
    #4343 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
  4. katokoch

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    Sooooo you wouldn't recommend law school nowadays?

    My mom loves her new kitchen and I love it too. I'm headed down to my hometown tomorrow and she emailed me and my siblings just to let us know the menu for tomorrow night is smoked pheasant (appetizer), spinach salad, and beef bourguignon with sauteed carrots and rice pilaf. Dad has been working on some limoncello and his usual Holiday liqueurs (coffee, hazelnut, and some surprise). Hell yes!
     
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  5. bewildered

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    Maybe I'm not totally in tune with the female body but the first one looks like she has a taint and the second one looks like she has a very small, sad penis.
     
    #4345 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    I have no problem with hot girls on t.v.
    She's just a shitty host/interviewer/everything but a piece of ass on t.v.
    I would be fine if G4 just put her in various pieces of lingerie and had her wander around the set all day, but trying to turn her into something legitimate is laughable at best.
     
    #4346 Popped Cherries, Dec 22, 2011
  7. Gravitas

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    1. Taints aren't exclusive to males.

    2.....nevermind. This is a horrible conversation.
     
    #4347 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
  8. katokoch

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    Fixed that for ya.
     
    #4348 katokoch, Dec 22, 2011
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Okay, don't mind if I do.

    And, that's Sara Jean Underwood, to you. And, I don't care if she's a nerd. And, and, here are some actual NSFW versions . . .

     

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    Barf. Look how fat she is. She doesn't look realistic.
     
    #4350 ghettoastronaut, Dec 22, 2011
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    Jeebus, you're picky. Is this feminine enough for you?

     

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    I'm having one of those moments where you notice a little thing but its freaking you the fuck out. So if you've had a tv on in the last month you've seen a trailer for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. They should already win Oscars at least for the make-up and costume because they took this girl

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    #4353 $100T2, Dec 22, 2011
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    There isn't a single fucking pharmacy in this city that has the drugs I need before stores close tonight. Fuck my life, today!
     
    #4354 hooker, Dec 22, 2011
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    Wow that sucks. When in doubt break someones nose. People are often more cooperative with a broken nose. Hope you feel better though.
     
    #4355 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    It's because I've had an epic month of good luck, good moods and good beer! Something had to go sour before Christmas!
     
    #4356 hooker, Dec 22, 2011
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    Always have a plan b for getting plan b.
     
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    RU486?
     
    #4358 Juice, Dec 22, 2011
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    Sweep the leg, Johnny!
     
    #4359 Jimmy James, Dec 22, 2011
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    I have a challenge to propose. Someone post a picture of a girl that moves these guys to comment and Kubla's comment won't be some nitpicky fault and Ghetto's won't be acting as if anyone has victimized thin girls.
     
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