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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. FreeCorps

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    I need Itraconazole, you dick farmers. And I wish it was as easy to get as Plan B probably is!
     
    #4362 hooker, Dec 22, 2011
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    Also... it's for my very sick dog. Sad face.
     
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    Wow...you'd figure that spending all that money you do for public healthcare, you could find one pharmacy that's open.
     
    #4364 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
    #4365 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    If we are just going to go around asking for impossible things then I would like a 200 year old black dragon to fly who will fly around and terrorize villages with me.
     
    #4366 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    I went to Chipotle for lunch with a few co-workers and ended up being one of the first responders to a girl who collapsed and had a siezure in the parking lot outside. To make matters worse it isn't exactly warm out so I had to throw my coat over her and put my rolled up scarf under her head and that made it even shittier until paramedics arrived.

    Siezures really scare me but someone dying in the parking lot when I could have helped is worse.

    *I appreciate nice reps but I was a Boy Scout for too long not to jump at the chance to help when I know it's needed. It was simply the right thing to do.
     
    #4367 katokoch, Dec 22, 2011
  8. Gator

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    Why does the dragon have to be black? You could have picked ANY color, but yet you chose black.

    Is there some reason the BLACK dragon wouldn't fly around and terrorize villages with you?

    What is the BLACK dragon supposed to be doing?
     
    #4368 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    Insert a color of your choice:

    "Big and ______."

    Now did you say white?

    Liar.
     
    #4369 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    Black dragons spew acid, and are invisible at night, these are both very cool things. Plus black dragons average the fastest forty times, and show the greatest tendency to be elusive in the open field so they have that going for them as well.


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    Oh Bewildered! Well played indeed.
     
    #4370 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
  11. Gator

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    What kind of bullshit limitation is that? Not Insert any word, but a color? And actually, I said Red. Then again, I'm not a small white girl that hates her daddy.

    Here then:

    Insert any color:

    "The Great ______ North"

    Did you say white?

    I bet you did, you racist cracka.
     
    #4371 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    Hahahahhahhaha you said I was small. This is so cute.
     
    #4372 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    Really?

    Just until they smile, right?
     
    #4373 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    Well that was an interesting role reversal.
     
    #4374 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    What goes better with Big and Black than Small and White?

    It's like orange soda and Hot Fries.
     
    #4375 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    Well they have to herald the impending doom somehow! Plus pearly whites are just nice to show off sometimes no matter what color a dragon might be!
     
    #4376 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    Oh...so now the only "nice" teeth are the "white" teeth?
     
    #4377 Gator, Dec 22, 2011
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    Obviously. Just because your mother told you it's ok that it looks like you have a mouth full of corn, does not mean the rest of the country feels that way. Maybe you should head to foggy old London.
     
    #4378 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    They're open! None have it in stock!

    And it's not covered by public healthcare. It's covered by hooker's bank account.
     
    #4379 hooker, Dec 22, 2011
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    Oh dear - I think I need this in my life.

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    Love.
     
    #4380 hooker, Dec 22, 2011
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