Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 22 of 356
  1. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I think I can beat everyone for "embarrassing moments" for the evening. A good friend picked up my dogs every day this week so that I didn't have to walk them after work. As I was retrieving them from his house, he mentioned that he had taken some cute pictures of them.

    Dude gets his camera, plugs it into the big screen TV in the living room, and there amongst all the photos of the dogs and the park is a close-up shot of his wife's ass, filled with cum.

    Good times, awkward goodbyes.
     
    #421 Dcc001, Nov 25, 2011
  2. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Yeah, those were "accidently" put in there, wink wink.
     
    #422 zyron, Nov 25, 2011
  3. JGold

    JGold
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    518
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I missed this place.
     
    #423 JGold, Nov 25, 2011
  4. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    His defense was, "Hey, she asked me to take the picture!"

    I said, "Yeah, but she didn't ask you to hook the camera up to the living room TV when company was over."
     
    #424 Dcc001, Nov 25, 2011
  5. Arms Akimbo

    Arms Akimbo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    717
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    It just looks so much better on a 40 inch 1080p LED.
     
    #425 Arms Akimbo, Nov 25, 2011
  6. Pussy Galore

    Pussy Galore
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    -1
    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2009
    Messages:
    445
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Pheromones = free drinks. And an engagement ring. That is all.

    I didn't even have to wear a dress that's really a shirt.
     
    #426 Pussy Galore, Nov 25, 2011
  7. Bundy Bear

    Bundy Bear
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    136
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2009
    Messages:
    2,129
    Location:
    Blue Mountains, Australia
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Almost time to start drinking again.
     
    #427 Bundy Bear, Nov 25, 2011
  8. TX.

    TX.
    Expand Collapse
    The Mad Pooper

    Reputation:
    421
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,724
    Location:
    With Waylon, Willie and the boys
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Dcc, that is awesome.
     
    #428 TX., Nov 25, 2011
  9. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Goddamnit I'm so fucked up fat I can do a puppet show with my navel.



    Yes, you little bitch. You're fat. Now shut the fuck up and go ride your bike.

    I think it's OK to talk to yourself; it just really sucks sometimes when you actually answer.

    Thanksgiving 2011. RIP.
     
    #429 Nitwit, Nov 25, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  10. hotwheelz

    hotwheelz
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,356
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    YOU'RE WELCOME

    <a class="postlink" href="http://thechive.com/2011/11/11/yoga-pants-for-president-40-photos/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://thechive.com/2011/11/11/yoga-pan ... 40-photos/</a>
     
    #430 hotwheelz, Nov 25, 2011
  11. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Did I just shit myself?

    Reputation:
    730
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,558
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread


    [​IMG]
     
    #431 Kubla Kahn, Nov 25, 2011
  12. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I remembered exactly which BangBros video that was from. I almost felt shame...ALMOST
     
    #432 JWags, Nov 26, 2011
  13. jets22

    jets22
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    568
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Care to share? I hear that's the easiest way to alleviate any shame.
     
    #433 jets22, Nov 26, 2011
  14. Pussy Galore

    Pussy Galore
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    -1
    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2009
    Messages:
    445
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I retired. These are my retirement benefits kicking in. I've been instructed by a third party to reject the engagement, but free Guinness is still free Guinness. And third party's abs are worth rejecting the ring. If only I could upload photos from iPhone...
     
    #434 Pussy Galore, Nov 26, 2011
  15. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    *cough*
    http://bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/pps=bbonet2/intro?s=ap7447
    *cough*
     
    #435 JWags, Nov 26, 2011
  16. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Don't worry everyone, my party was a success. I am so happy right now. Except for when I look at all the cleaning I have to do tomorrow. But I'm ignoring that for the night.

    Cowbell, have you gone to the Muppets exhibit at the Museum of the Moving Image yet? I want to go so badly, but Queens is really annoying to get to from where I am.
     
    #436 audreymonroe, Nov 26, 2011
  17. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread


    That's great, audreymonroe. How did the uninvited guest work out? Did he do the dishes?
     
    #437 Nitwit, Nov 26, 2011
  18. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    He didn't come. They were moving today. No dishes have been done (totally fair), and I have never been happier to have access to a dishwasher.

    And I miss having cable sometimes. I'm watching Hey Arnold while curled up on the couch with a sweatshirt over my party dress. There are so many episodes lined up, but The Wonder Years are on another channel in an hour! This is so exciting! One day, Tv...one day.l...
     
    #438 audreymonroe, Nov 26, 2011
  19. ssycko

    ssycko
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    1,550
    Location:
    Being not a hipster
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Wait there's a Muppets exhibit? WHERE
     
    #439 ssycko, Nov 26, 2011
  20. Pussy Galore

    Pussy Galore
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    -1
    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2009
    Messages:
    445
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Bitch, please. If I could post about making $200+ an hour still, I would. Instead, I've relegated myself to being excited about free beers. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
     
    #440 Pussy Galore, Nov 26, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 22 of 356
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.