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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Challenge accepted.

    There is nothing wrong with these girls. At. All. If anyone says different, I will not red dot you. I will hunt you down and shoot you in the face.

    Anna Scharl


    Izabella Kuczera
     

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  2. Elset

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    You read bad.
     
    #4382 Elset, Dec 22, 2011
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    Today's Ignorance Is Bliss Award goes to...
     
    #4383 Crown Royal, Dec 22, 2011
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    #4384 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    I'll play

    [​IMG]
     
    #4385 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    Just had this conversation:

    Her: I don't listen to a lot of music anymore, I've been listening to a lot of books on tape.
    Me: Oh, I just got a Kindle, it's pretty awesome.
    Her: I like real books.
    Me: You JUST said you've been listening to a lot of audiobooks.
    Her: I LIKE THEM OKAY

    It's the little things in life, y'know?
     
    #4386 ssycko, Dec 22, 2011
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    Man, I remember the first time I saw my brother have an epilepsy seizure. This was years ago, I was visiting my parents for Christmas, when one night I guess my brother got up to grab a drink in the middle of the night and had one right in the kitchen. I woke up because of the clatter and because of what was going on I tried to hold him as he was thrashing around and the kitchen is kind of small with many sharp corners. Big mistake. Mind you, at the time I was on the PEDs and was walking around at a solid 240 lbs. My brother is maybe 150 lbs of pure unathletic mass. He still threw me off like I was a rag doll so I did my best to just keep him from getting hurt while my parents woke up. It was pretty scary. Way to go Katokoch, good stuff.

    Also, I too will accept the challenge. I would marry Alex Morgan yesterday.
     

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  8. shegirl

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    WAAAAIT!

    I think you all missed the funny of the day in Hookers use of "dick farmers". I will use that daily. It oozes sassy classy.
     
    #4388 shegirl, Dec 22, 2011
  9. Gravitas

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    #4389 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    That sounds like a phrase you'd hear from Sweet Dee in It's Always Sunny as she walks in a room. Real classy.
     
    #4390 katokoch, Dec 22, 2011
  11. TX.

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    Dick farmer has been a fav of mine ever since I heard hooker use it a few months ago. I picture some douchebag skipping along as he waters a line of dicks. (The dicks, of course, are different shapes and sizes. They are neatly organized a la a row of crops.) This makes me happy.
     
    #4391 TX., Dec 22, 2011
  12. Gravitas

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    My imagination is so boring.

    I just pictured a prostitute.
     
    #4392 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    That's only for small time dick farmers though. When they scale up, they have to invest in a dick combine and implement a dick rotation schedule.
     
    #4393 MoreCowbell, Dec 22, 2011
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    They say that the oldest profession is prostitution. Nay! It is dick farming.
     
    #4394 bewildered, Dec 22, 2011
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    aka Sororities.
     
    #4395 Gravitas, Dec 22, 2011
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    Can I dick farm in WoW?
     
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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Hoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Hi ho. Hi Ho.
    To farming dicks she goes.
    With sucking lips,
    And wide spread legs.
    Hi ho. Hi ho.
    Hi ho. Hi ho.
    The crops stiffen then they grow.
    Clean up is free,
    but for the rest pay me.
    Hi ho. Hi ho. Hi ho. Hi ho.
     
    #4397 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Is this the sign up thread for Dragons? I want one too.

    A Big Pink One!
     
    #4398 The Village Idiot, Dec 22, 2011
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    She should have fired the photographer, at that angle the guitar totally covers up her money makers.




    I was going to post on how hot the girls comforter posted but since a girl ripped on them is it cool to dog them now? Personally either one of them could grind their perfectly fine labia lips on my face all day.
     
    #4399 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2011
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    She should have fired the photographer for the shitty backdrop/slightly out of focus/underexposed photo. And that thing you said too.
     
    #4400 Popped Cherries, Dec 22, 2011
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