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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    Talking about creepy things, is it just me or is it really creepy that this week there have been two video clips of delivery drivers tossing packages around?

    Not so much the fact that UPS and FedEx treat packages like shit (having worked in a UPS shipping warehouse, packages are routinely kicked, stood on, dropped from 10ft etc), but that there are people who have video recording what's going on outside their houses? I don't think I've ever thought to myself, "You know what, I'm going to go out and buy some sophisticated video equipment so I can monitor the happenings of my front door."

    It gives me the Truman Show willies.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I have this theory, and I want to know what you guys have to say about it.

    It seems to me like people are either good with kids, or good with old people. I can't think of anyone who enjoys both and knows how to handle them. I know people who don't like either, but all the people I know who are good with kids don't like being around old people and vice versa.

    I'm an old people person.
     
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  3. GTE

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    I don't know how to talk to young kids and I often deal with the older (40+) crowd at work so I'm definitely an old people person too.
     
    #4423 GTE, Dec 22, 2011
  4. JGold

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    A solid foot of snow in downtown Denver. I work 45 minutes from my house and can do my job remotely, so I "worked from home." By that, of course, I mean I sent an e-mail every few hours so people thought I was diligently in front of my computer while instead I played in the snow like a goddamn four-year-old.

    And now, beer.

    I don't like kids or old people.
     
    #4424 JGold, Dec 22, 2011
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    Random question - anyone ever accidentally (or on purpose) swallowed a condom?

    I know a guy who wants to know.
     
    #4425 Angel_1756, Dec 22, 2011
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    I'm an old people person because I like to play Bridge and Canasta. Being a good Bridge partner in an old folks home buys you unlimited hook up opportunities with their grandchildren.

    I like kids... actually let me rephrase. I'd like my own kid. Other people's children are smelly, annoying, and don't know how good things like the original NES was.
     
    #4426 Popped Cherries, Dec 22, 2011
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    Winter Welcome Ale, a winterizing kit, Ikea shelving, and Netflix on my new 43" plasma. A solid Thursday night if I do say so myself.
     
    #4427 ghettoastronaut, Dec 22, 2011
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    Your "friend" sounds like a party animal. Call me.
     
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    Never swallowed one but unfortunately had one in my mouth once. I was probably 13-14 years old and my Dad gave me a package of "Gator Nuts" to eat. They appeared to be some sort of normal looking nut (not testicle) so I popped one in my mouth, chomped down and immediately sensed a weird taste and unique texture. Inside each Gator Nut was a rolled up non-lubricated condom. Thanks Dad.
     
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    I started about 3 months of vacation this week. Seasonal layoffs, bitches.
     
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    Does it make me odd that I don't mind sleeping on an air mattress and having a living room without furniture because I don't want to spend the money (I live alone, every piece of furniture I own is in my bedroom and I have plenty of money) and that makes me kind of happy? Because I get a ton of shit for it from assholes with living room sets. Fuck that, I'm 24 and just started a new job.

    Yeah so that started as a question and ended as a rant. Beer and Hockey does that.

    Go Sabres.

    END.
     
    #4431 Backroom, Dec 22, 2011
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    Pretty sure everyone already knows this, but: You'll notice they always give you two words? The system generally only knows what one of them is supposed to be. The other word is usually from a scanned document that needs to be converted into text. By doing the captcha you're actually helping the system recognize words to digitize old documents.

    First word is the "fake" one, from scanned docs. You can actually type in whatever you want and it'll work, because the system doesn't know what it's supposed to be. The second word is the "real" one that you have to get right.
     

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    Yeah, that's common every day knowledge. You just confused me more. So what scanned documents need texts conversion? Are companies farming out work of scanned pdf files to customers one word at a time? Seems kind of in efficient if it is. I am sorry if I sound like an idiot but I really have no clue what you mean.
     
    #4433 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2011
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    How can there not be a single drop of alcohol in the whole house?
    What happened to this place?

    [​IMG]
     
    #4434 mazian, Dec 22, 2011
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    ... Ze drunk!

    THAT GODDAMN QUASIMODO IS A GODAMN SAINT!

    MORE RED DOTS PEOPLE! NOT CHRISTMASY ENOUGHT!
     
    #4435 Blue Dog, Dec 22, 2011
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    I could watch that forever.
     
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    It was the Navy, no one was really surprised same sex couples were kissing in the first place. Imagine the shit storm if it was two built Marines. In related news I saw a KY Intense commercial the other day that actually had two women in it instead of a hetero couple. Made me smile.
     
    #4438 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2011
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    Well I had to get out a hammer and nails to make that Ikea shelf work. Not that I was expecting a lot for 25 bucks, but come on, can't you meat-ball eating idiots at least drill a bunch of holes in a straight line on a piece of wood?

    I hold kuhjager responsible for this continued state of affairs.
     
    #4439 ghettoastronaut, Dec 22, 2011
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    Ikea is why I love furniture shopping on Craigslist.

    It's sad, but for as much as I am working on wood I can't swing a hammer to save my life. Fucking Ikea assemblies...
     
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