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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. $100T2

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    I can not fucking wait for Xmas to be over so the fucking Xmas music will stop.
     
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  3. Bundy Bear

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    Train ride home is over booked so I might lose my seat at some stage if someone has a reserved ticket. Fuck this shit, I wish i was still drunk. How I didn't get kicked out of the cricket last night for being a drunken ass I don't know.

    Some crazy candy striped ruby rose wannabe told some african dudes to give me aids. I've not one clue how she didn't get stabbed.
     
    #4443 Bundy Bear, Dec 22, 2011
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    I have yet to hear "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" this year. God that song irritates me. The only thing that could be worse is if Foster the People covered it.

    But I don't mind hearing the classics sung by Sinatra,Bennett, Crosby and Cole.
     
    #4444 lust4life, Dec 22, 2011
  5. RCGT

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    Well, there's a ton of these things being filled out all the time, so you definitely have the volume. I'm not quite sure of how it works behind the scenes, but I imagine they only farm out the words that their software isn't confident on.
     
    #4445 RCGT, Dec 22, 2011
  6. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    This should be more up everyone's alley:

    So gangsta:
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    ..honestly, just kill yourself. You'll die alone either way. Thanks to the internet, impulsive tattoos are the great comedy of the modern era.
     
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    You know in about 10-20 years when he's had a couple thousand of those Pabst's, those cans on his stomach are going to look like kegs.
     
    #4447 john_b, Dec 22, 2011
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I was thinking more along the lines of stealing copper plumbing from contruction sites at night and digging through people's trash in order to survive.
     
    #4448 Crown Royal, Dec 22, 2011
  9. Dude

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    little of this...



    little of that...




    ...and it's a shame it's 50 and raining here.
     
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  10. McSmallstuff

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    Well Boise thanks for completely supporting the BCS decision not to invite you to a BCS bow game. I mean it's only ASU. You can't get 70 points on the board?
     
    #4450 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
  11. dixiebandit69

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    Today, some irritating stuff happened. I came out of the grocery store and saw that one of the tires on my car was low; upon further investigation, there was a small metal object lodged into the tread, and I could faintly hear air escaping from it. I had obvioulsy run over something.
    "I'll have to change the tire, no two ways about it," I thought.

    So I jacked up the car and took off the wheel, then went to the trunk, where I was greeted by the heart-stopping sight of a spare tire that had the tread beginning to separate from the carcass (It looked fine the last time I checked the pressure in it, which was a couple of months ago.)

    What to do now? If I put that bad tire on (even though it had adequate pressure; I checked.), I might get a block or two, but there's a good chance that it would disintegrate, causing me to repeat the whole tire change process again, and it would probably litter the road with "alligators*."

    There seemed to be enough air in the original leaking tire to get me across the street to a gas station with an air pump, so I put the original tire on as quickly as I could, and darted across the street and pumped my tire up.
    After that, I knew that I had to get to a tire shop, PRONTO! The only one I knew of in the area was a South-Texas based chain of tire stores. It was a few miles away, and I would probably have to stop at traffic lights that will just waste my time and bleed off my precious tire pressure. I HIT EVERY RED LIGHT ON THE WAY, but I made it there, all while my tire was leaking.

    NOTE TO SELF: Next time, check the condition of your spare tire before starting a tire change.

    *(Pieces of tire tread on the roadway, something I HATE dealing with on the road. Why don't people pick up after themselves when something goes awry on the road and a mess is left?)
     
    #4451 dixiebandit69, Dec 22, 2011
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    Got kicked out of my seat on the train and had to stand for an hour and a half. Lying ass douchie conductor telling us heaps would get off. Even more got on.

    Fucking Gravitas filled up a rep with the alphabet repeatedly the cheeky bustard, now I have to side scroll to see who sent shit haha.

    Not long now until beer time.
     
    #4452 Bundy Bear, Dec 22, 2011
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    Time for eggnog, and wrapping gifts for ungrateful heathens.
     
    #4453 McSmallstuff, Dec 22, 2011
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    I do, it's a fucking story. When you're done on your high horse, we'll all be down here.

    On that note...

     
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  15. Backroom

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    I kinda assumed so, yet it feels so good to yell. That's why I love it here.
     
    #4455 Backroom, Dec 22, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Guh, it's so awkward when you pass behind someone, especially a male someone, and you brush up against them with your boobs and only your boobs.
     
    #4456 audreymonroe, Dec 22, 2011
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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #4457 D26, Dec 23, 2011
  18. Crown Royal

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    Better.
     
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  20. dixiebandit69

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    I'm here to say that he did indeed green-dot me. Not like I care about the color of the dots, I just like the comments.

    Now here's Monster Magnet!

     
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