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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. xrayvision

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  2. xrayvision

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    eh, why not...one more
     

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    Does the knowledge that no matter what you look like, there isn't a single guy on the planet who finds that scenario anything but awesome, make it more or less awkward for you?
     
    #4463 toejam, Dec 23, 2011
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    More awkward. Definitely.
     
    #4464 audreymonroe, Dec 23, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Meeeeee-ow!
     
    #4465 Nom Chompsky, Dec 23, 2011
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    Does the knowledge that he is probably jerking off to it make it more or less awkward?
     
    #4466 zyron, Dec 23, 2011
  7. audreymonroe

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    Currently he isn't. It kind of seems like he gets enough that that wouldn't be enough fodder to do so, though.

    But maybe I just don't know anything about men.
     
    #4467 audreymonroe, Dec 23, 2011
  8. FreeCorps

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    The way he enunciates really makes the whole bit.

    DOES your CAT make TOO much NOISE?
     
    #4468 FreeCorps, Dec 23, 2011
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    I just got back from a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. My inner nerd is highly satisfied.
     
    #4469 Diablo, Dec 23, 2011
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    BOOM. ROASTED.

    Signing off. Merry Christmas Eve Eve folks.
     
    #4471 KillaKam, Dec 23, 2011
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    Eggnog is good. Kids are evil. And I will be very happy when we get their gifts wrapped, and the subsequent opening clean up done.
     
    #4472 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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    Question for all the girls that I meant to ask ages ago but forgot about and this reminded me:

    I'm trying to phrase this correctly, but how often does this happen? Like, do you ever accidentally rub your boobs on someone? I was in a rather crowded bar one night, and there was a girl who rubbed her boobs ALL over me every time she passed me. I just wasn't sure if it was just me being aware of her, or if it actually happens all the time and I don't notice as much (they were pretty big). How often does that shit happen accidentally?

    I also never got a chance to talk to her because I left due to some reason beyond my control that I forgot, so I couldn't dig more.
     
    #4473 ssycko, Dec 23, 2011
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    So I went to a pagan winter solstice party. Fucking skyclad pagan earth mother orgy nastiness, right? WRONG. Hippies, far as the eye could see. Crunchy, ratty haired real hippies. All of them eye-balling us. I swear it wasn't the club whispers of "SO HOW ABOUT THAT FREE MARKET ECONOMY?", "MY CAR GETS 20 MILES TO THE GALLON CITY," "WE NEED TO EFFECT A REAL CHANGE, FUCK OCCUPY, LET'S START A DRUM CIRCLE," and "THAT BABY STRAPPED TO HER CHEST IS GETTING PATCHOULI IN IT'S EYES."

    Yet another fantasy shattered by cold hard reality. Only myself is to blame for hoping against hope South Florida has a population of hot witches. Until tonight I've never smelled a person's BO from 20 paces. Fucking disgusting. Everyone there was dressed in hippie rags, unwashed and crusty with dried human grease. Instead of girls in sarongs, at least a dozen filthy men in bikini trunks ran around. A mass of hippies bumping and grinding to house music, fuckin' human oil flying everywhere. Then that "Lick my pussy and my crack" song came on and they went nuts.

    Two lesbians were making out hard though. HARD. Hot ones even. Hair pulling in plain view, picking the other up by the ass kind of making out. So it was all a wash in retrospect. The universe seems to be fair.

    Shit, it didn't even happen to me and just thinking about it, nodding in approval to no one in particular, I'm going to take care of some business in the shower later.*



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    No, not really. Ok, maybe a little.
     
    #4474 CharlesJohnson, Dec 23, 2011
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    Does anyone else do this?

    When you're done watching an older porn vid (Taboo, etc), you go and do a "Where are they now" Google search?
     
    #4475 Juice, Dec 23, 2011
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    This is what you do at 6:30 in the morning. Still sticky with your shame you wikipedia to see if the girl you cranked one out to O.D.'d or was killed by a jealous boyfriend. Then you sit back and sigh loudly, because if you knew she was dead beforehand it would have been 10 times hotter.

    So, no, I have never done that.
     
    #4476 CharlesJohnson, Dec 23, 2011
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    Sitting at home waiting for a package sucks. If it isn't delivered today, it will get sent back to America before I get back from England, and it was implied that there were 2 iPads in there, so I don't want that happening.
     
    #4478 kuhjäger, Dec 23, 2011
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    I can't believe the fucking ridiculously stupid rort that is alochol prices in Australia. $8 for a single rum and coke. What a complete fucking rip off, that means a couple of quiet ones will cost me a fucking greenback straight up.

    I really need to do one of two things, A) Start making my own booze or B) Move to a country where alcohol is cheap.
     
    #4479 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    My ride to the airport is due any moment. Bless them for the XL Timmys they're bringing since I haven't been to bed yet. It's gonna be a looooong day.

    OK, so let's begin National Lampoon's Christmas Vegas Vacation!!
     
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