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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

    North Carolina DMV is unreal, I heard horror stories but I got here 45 minutes before opening and I am number 48 in line.

    Estimated wait time is 3-4 hours. In a DMV office. I won't even be able to actually get a seat in the building for 2 hours.

    Fuck the NC DMV.
     
    #4481 Flat_Rate, Dec 23, 2011
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    Working from home is the best. Having a boss that has no problem with me doing it once in awhile too is even better.
     
    #4482 katokoch, Dec 23, 2011
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    Just to clarify, AAA and AA aren't affiliated!

    (I have mini-compressors that work off the cigarette lighter outlets in each vehicle. It gets the tire sufficiently inflated to drive to a service station and get the tire repaired. Great $10 investment.)
     
    #4483 lust4life, Dec 23, 2011
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    T minus 14 minutes!! Are we there yet? Thirsty. Have a great Xmas Idiots!
     
    #4484 Queen-Bee, Dec 23, 2011
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    The only Christmas song I'll listen to voluntarily.

     
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    T-minus 30 until I head down to south Texas for some good olde timme fun and awkward conversation about why I'm still single or when I'm getting married...merry Christmas to all!
     
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    T-minus 480 minutes before I start to wish this silly holiday was over.

    I've always found it hilarious that there are so many wanna-be gangsters in the skiing world. Half of the videos out there have BIG or Tupac soundtracks on them. It makes sense, considering most of those kids are entitled brats that come from pretty well off families.

    He does shred pretty hard though.
     
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    It's a very merry stock market x-mas for me today. A few of my stocks that were absolutely battered a few weeks ago broke out and are killing the shorts today. It's so nice to not see my account littered with red parenthesis anymore. Day trading, while a great way to build a lot of small piles of cash, is swingy as fuck.
     
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    And to think that skiing was one of the last bastions of unabashed whiteness. What's left? Camping, and if you're monied, horses.
     
    #4489 ghettoastronaut, Dec 23, 2011
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    Is it rude if, when people I know for a fact don't celebrate Christmas wish me a merry Christmas, I instinctively respond "You too."? I also do this to waiters ("You too...oh wait, he doesn't actually have any food to enjoy...") and movie ticket sellers ("You too...oh wait, you're probably not seeing The Muppets with us...").

    God I'm so awkward.
     
    #4490 MoreCowbell, Dec 23, 2011
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    A proper gentleman never plays the game of GNAR.
     
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    Apparently you've never been camping in a National Park or National Forest. It ain't as white as you think it is. I'm all for enjoying the great outdoors, but that doesn't include lying in my tent at 1 a.m. listening to merengue or hip hop from three campsites over.
     
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    I wasn't impressed with the photographer myself, I should've been directing.


    My bush is pretty trim, I doubt it's of Dixie's volume requirements. Thanks, though.
     
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    That's why you've got to go here...

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    Sadly the only snow here is what just fell in the past couple of hours, and I will be driving with my sisters back to our parent's place tonight. Then on to traveling to see family in Illinois tomorrow. This will be interesting because I am sending guns and rare lumber up to Minneapolis with my family when I head to Kansas City with my girlfriend (she's driving from KC to Illinois and meeting us there). I wish my vacation time seemed less hectic and more hunting time but once I'm on the farm or at a bbq place in KC, I'll forget I said that. I'm just happy my girlfriend is spending Christmas with us too. Can't complain about that.

    It will not be a Christmas Vacation-esque clusterfuck. It will not.
     
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    So I just got a several grand bonus for completing my language class fast. 3 weeks, and there were people in the class who had been there for 2 years. (Ok, not fair, I did first learn Swedish from one of the best teachers in the world, teaching in the best program in the world). It was nice seeing my bank balance go up so much.

    So I got my wife and I an iPad. (Turns out my dad was screwing with us and instead sent an awesome painting for our living room)

    I hope she cries. I like it when she cries. I save the tears for lube.
     
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    My daughter turns 1 today. Drink to her!!!
     

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    Half day today, so I'm about to wrap things up and get my 4 day vacation started off on the right foot: with alcohol.

    Having an Ugly Christmas Sweater party at my buddies tonight with our close group of friends, which should be a blast. At first I thought the ugly sweater idea was fun, but it's ended up being more of a hassle to find one. Oh well, we're going to have a damn good time one way or another, and all I have so far is a really ugly vest that doesn't fit my fat belly, so I'm thinking I should pair it with a somewhat tight white turtleneck and just get drunker than Cooter Brown.

    Merry Christmas you fuckers!
     
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    Same boat here. I cruised through Walmart last night looking for something and couldn't find shit. Guess I'm off to the Salvation Army or Goodwill on my lunch break.
     
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