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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. $100T2

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    I bought my wife a Nook for Xmas.

    She's probably going to be pissed because I spent $100 on a gift for her.

    Oh well.
     
    #4541 $100T2, Dec 23, 2011
  2. mazian

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    Since it's the 24th over here already, merry christmas everyone!
    Just got back from the yearly get-together we do when everyone is home for the holidays.
    Maybe the christmas dinner will go by faster if I'm hammered.
    Or maybe it'll be fun for a change.
    Time to find out.

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    #4542 mazian, Dec 23, 2011
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    Merry Christmas assholes.

    I opened this up at 3:00PM today, looking foward to drinking it over the next few days.

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    #4543 jordan_paul, Dec 23, 2011
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    Going to go check out some Christmas lights around town. Hot chocolate is made, holiday CDs are loaded in the car and it's just cold enough that a few flakes of snow are falling. Absolutely beautiful.

    Yes, I'm a sentimental fool. I fucking love Christmas.
     
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  5. Bundy Bear

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    Beers and Christmas boobs.

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    #4545 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    You know it's a great night when the only thing you need to think about is what room, piece of furniture and position you're going to sex your wife on...

    RUM!
     
    #4546 $100T2, Dec 23, 2011
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    The only thing that is wrong with that statement is that none of that is happening to me except RUM!!!
     
    #4547 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    And I have to pick an orifice of hers, too. Forgot that part.

    She's upstairs changing into something more... slutty.
     
    #4548 $100T2, Dec 23, 2011
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    Fucking hell. I got cockblocked by my children tonight. Sad state of affairs in my house.

    Oh well, at least I have internet porn and booze.
     
    #4549 john_b, Dec 23, 2011
  10. Blue Dog

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    ... So today I found out 'bout a lil' something called "Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease". Wasn't even remotely aware of that one.

    Goddamn it, this is about as cool as showering with your dad.

    For Christmas this year, all I want is for my buddy to feel better.

    Contest On! But... Fuuuuck. I'm close the giving it to Gravitas just for sheer perseverance. Even if he ruins my CP page by not using spaces like a jerk.
     
    #4550 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2011
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    Yeah that shit is bad Juju. Causes a bit of damage to cattle heards as well.
     
    #4551 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
  12. Blue Dog

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    Research tells us that HFMD is not at all related it "Hoof and Mouth Disease".

    I was damn-ded. Color me ejamacated.
     
    #4552 Blue Dog, Dec 23, 2011
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    Well colour me stupid, I misread what I was reading about it haha. Must be the beers. Old man has passed out on the couch for a bit of a nap so it's just me all by myself.

    Entertain me idiots.
     
    #4553 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    Almost done with the wrapping. Tomorrow is going to be a nice, long day of family and spiked egg nog. The only question is whether to spike it with Baileys (tastes great) or Rum (gets me more drunk). I'm leaning towards Baileys, as getting stupid drunk in front of family doesn't do any good for anyone.

    My wife is giving me crap for getting a small extra gift for my niece and nephew that live nearby and that I babysit for all the time (it was a Wii game, Epic Mickey, which I got for all of $15). For me, it is a different game to play with them besides Super Mario Galaxy 2, when I babysit. Every time I babysit, I end up playing Super Mario Galaxy 2, and it is getting boring, so this will change it up. She is annoyed and thinks I'm giving favorable treatment to one niece and nephew over another. I say if I babysat the others (who live 2 hours away and I see three times a year) I'd get them a little something extra, too. This is just a consequence of one brother living closer.

    Ah well, aside from that modicum of drama, the wrapping is (almost) done and it is time to start boozing it up. The holiday has officially started for me. I'm off to watch Charlie Brown Christmas, followed by several Simpsons and Futurama Christmas episodes.
     
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    What about Charlie Brown's Kwanza?
     
    #4555 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    I'm surprised on how long it took for someone to rep me back like that, but Mr. Bundy finally came through.

    If I was female I would for sure update the boobie thread just to get enough dots to wipe it off the screen.

    *edit I guess my moobs would bring in enough red dots to do the trick.....where is my camera?
     
    #4556 Gravitas, Dec 23, 2011
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    Sup homeskillets and slices?

    What are the happy haps?
     
    #4557 Nom Chompsky, Dec 23, 2011
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    I'm sitting here thinking I should try and go to sleep before I have to be at work, but this book I'm reading is too good.

    The next 15 hours are going to be fucking rough.
     
    #4558 Gravitas, Dec 23, 2011
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    I haven't been online as much since you did it to me but like fuck I was going to let you get away without suffering the same.

    Beer.
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    Beer and Boobs
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    #4559 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    Is the chick on the bike Shegirl?
     
    #4560 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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