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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    That's a female on the bike?
     
    #4561 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    I hope so. Because a woman that can hold a beer with only her boobs is on the bucket list.
     
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    I only saw empty bikes and a dude on one. But you're right about old lvoe with the gravity defying beer holding boobs. That is definitely something awesome.
     
    #4563 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    Nothing says american (and klassy) like mardi gras beads, a patriotic bikini, and a beer clasped tightly between the boobs.
     
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    This is what I'm saying!
     
    #4565 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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    Can you do that? If so, we want proof.
     
    #4566 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    Agreed BigPerson is doubtful.
     
    #4567 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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    I was at the liquor store tonight picking up a few things for tomorrow and I noticed something...

    All the stuff that black people stereotypically drink is on the shelves behind the counter. Its not even overly expensive stuff.(some cognacs and whiskeys, hypnotiq, alize) Is this just a coincidence or are the owners of that liquor store racist? Or am I racist for noticing that?
     
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    She definitely can't. Probably no woman on this board can.
     
    #4569 Nom Chompsky, Dec 23, 2011
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    A little bit of column "A," a little of column "B."
     
    #4570 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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    I reckon there is at least one who can.
     
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    But I am not passing judgement on choice of drink. It was purely observational. It wasn't like I said, "I'm glad all that stuff is behind the counter."
     
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    I can't say I've ever thought "huh, while standing around naked, what I should try to do is hold this beer up with my boobs." I have used them to hold beers while clothed, but I don't know about naked.

    and no I will not go try and there will be no pictures.
     
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    Jesus, that's a lot of words to say "I couldn't do it."
     
    #4574 Nom Chompsky, Dec 23, 2011
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    I know right. A simple No would have sufficed. A yes would have been better though.
     
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    Awww Jeeez Charlie Brown. This is the worst Christmas ever.
     
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    I in fact did go and try (no surprise to anyone) and there's not enough space between my boobs for a beer bottle. So the answer is no, it kind of pops out.

    And I agree with Nom, I'm skeptical about general ability for this to happen.
     
    #4577 rachiii, Dec 23, 2011
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    I'm gonna keep tryin' though.
     
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    But the important part is, is that you tried. Christmas is saved!
     
    #4579 McSmallstuff, Dec 23, 2011
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    My betting on random college basketball games quotient definitely increases significantly when I'm sitting awake at my parent's house and everyone else is asleep.
     
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