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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nitwit

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Bitches and bitches everywhere; and all the snatch did shrink!

    Here's one for a friend:




    and my favorite, once agin':

     
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    At the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria. It's supposed to be really good and I NEED to go. A month or two ago they screened Being Elmo and had the Elmo guy there, but I didn't know about it until after it happened and I was bummed.
     
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    I have cable. It's completely overrated. Takes me fifteen minutes to figure out the remote, fifteen minutes to scroll through my options, and another five to not even care about any of it.
     
    #443 Nitwit, Nov 26, 2011
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    WHAAAAAAAAT

    I know what I'm doing next weekend. Not even kidding.
     
    #444 MoreCowbell, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    You have free beers if and when you ever come to Austin, TX simply for the stories you could tell.
     
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    Just so you know.


     
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    I believe you. I read audreymonroe's post and immediately started looking for cheap flights to NYC. Not even kidding.

    I took two small children with me as social camouflage, but I totally just went to see the Muppets movie tonight. The kids were all "Happy Feet in 3D! Please, Ms. Pinkcup, please let's see that one!" and I shut that shit down SO HARD. We are seeing the Muppets movie, you'll be silent the whole time, and you'd better take your bathroom breaks during previews.

    It was kind of awesome getting to introduce two little kids to the Muppets, though. After the movie, I was practically strong-armed into stopping by a dollar store for two whoopie cushions so we could make our own "fart shoes."
     
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    Yeah, "the kids" totally wanted to make fart shoes, because "the kids" rightly recognized that they are genuinely hilarious. Those "kids" have good sense, and I'm sure you were ever so reluctant.
     
    #448 MoreCowbell, Nov 26, 2011
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    I think the answer here is clear. TiB NYC Meetup The Sequel: At the Muppets Exhibit.
     
    #449 audreymonroe, Nov 26, 2011
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    This song is badass, but it also rings very true to a lot of my friends around this time of year. Sorry if it is a bring down.
     
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    I have only one response, sir:

     
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    Switching tone.

    Girl, I want this; with you.



    Signed,

    Dying online; to anonymous strangers.

    TiB is good for that. Thanks.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Question for Tibettes (at least Pinkcup) who have used an online dating site: What's the acceptable period of time to message a girl a 2nd time if she didn't respond to the first message - without seeming like an ass?
     
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    So...you messaged her, she never messaged you back, and you want to give it one more try? Unless your message itself is assy, I don't think the mere act of sending another message will label you as such a thing.

    I will say, though, that I believe The Dude messaged me twice before I responded. The first one was overlooked because it came during a time period when my inbox was blowing up every day. I think his second message was 3 weeks/a month later and it was simply better timing.

    One week minimum, one month maximum. Focus less on the time and more on the content. The follow-up messages that got responses from me were funny, referenced my interests and not my pictures, and didn't contain self-deprecating references to the previously unanswered message.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    My family spent tonight at a second cousin's place close to town with various family members visiting. Food and drinks were spectacular... I can't complain about venison roast with some good merlot. I had five wines to pick from... fucking awesome. I talked for awhile with a cousin's wife tonight who is a very talented artist. She can relate to what I do in the basement more than anyone else I know so it's refreshing to talk with someone that understands a lot that goes into what heads out the door.

    For the first time in my life I have an idea of what I want my life to be in five years and I'll be damned if I'm not going to get it. I've never been hurt by challenging myself so I might actually get caught chasing dreams.

    My dad got me a case of one of my favorite beers (Schell Stout) and me and the cousins are going to start a round of 10-point pitch soon. Good times.
     
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    One of my best friends just hosted Thanksgiving 2.0, which devolved into her new guy, her, me, and my husband getting wasted on delicious red wine. I'm currently trying to prevent the hangover by chugging water and reading TiB, and husband is deep into some sort of video game. The dog is confused. He is half basset hound and half black lab, so confused is a usual state for him.

    I may or may not have also weaseled permission out of husband to post in the TiB bikini thread at some later date, by appealing to his ego and need to show others what they can't have. On the other hand, don't hold your breath. I may be naturally blonde, but there is cellulite involved. Hey. Yo.

    Oh. And. How do you know you're a lush? You have a bruise where the wine glass hits your nose. That's how.
     
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    Albuquerque is probably one of the worst cities to meet women. This is getting ridiculous.
    Oooooh well, I guess I'll just buy more gear and spend more time in the mountains. That's healthy. . . right?
     
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    Try living in a town of 1500.

    And ABQ can't be that bad. Unless you are looking for a white girl that is. Considerably tougher that way.
     
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    Here's the Elvis Costello of Texas country.

     
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    Ladies, riddle me this: You just broke up with your boyfriend, how long do you wait to fuck some dude you fucked prior to dating your current? I have 2 weeks going once, GOING TWICE! SOOOOOLLLLLDDD!

    I am disgusted with the opposite sex at the moment and it wasn't even my girl.

    Edit BONUS POINTS ROUND: Would you date/fuck the same guy your best friend did on the rebound?

    I know I'm a prude, but goddammit. This is greasy.
     
    #460 CharlesJohnson, Nov 26, 2011
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