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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    One of my cousins friends can do it. I chipped my tooth pulling the stubbie out of her cleavage with my teeth.
     
    #4581 Bundy Bear, Dec 23, 2011
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    Leinenkugel's Creamy Dark Lager is a pretty good beer.

    Spoilered for size:
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    #4582 joule_thief, Dec 24, 2011
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    That comic is great, but I kind of hate that saying. I've been in workplaces where its pretty casual, even if the higher level management is dressed better. If I had dressed to their level everyday, I would have looked like at best, a kiss ass, at worst, an idiot. On a different level, at my current job, my manager often wears Hawaiian shirts and the head of the group often rocks a Steve Jobs-esque turtleneck. Since I would like both of their jobs, should I eschew business casual to be more of a quirky dork?
     
    #4583 JWags, Dec 24, 2011
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    Went out to the bars tonight. Buddy I left with went off to watch a movie at some girl's place to try and get laid. I played pool with some KENYANS and managed to win one game.

    On the way out some girls talked to me about the bright red pants of the KENYANS I was playing pool with. Should have talked back to them longer. You know. But hey at least I was out at the bars and such on a Friday night.
     
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    Just got back from Fascinations with fur lined shackles for wrists and ankles, a blindfold and crotchless panties.


    I also picked up some rum and lube.


    It's gonna be a good night.

    I also read a how to book on blow jobs, gonna try the one where you lay on the bed on your back, with your head hanging off. Supposedly there is no gag reflex that way, and it's hot because of the view for the guy...

    suggestions? comments?
     
    #4585 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Once you get past the feeling of vertigo, that one's fun. Definitely don't do it if you have a cold, though.
     
    #4586 Angel_1756, Dec 24, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, your throat is naturally curved. So positions where it's straight allow for things to do into it deeper. Kinda like how sword swallowers do it.

    No homo?
     
    #4587 Nom Chompsky, Dec 24, 2011
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    Minus Noms contribution, this thread has just gotten infinitely better.
     
    #4588 McSmallstuff, Dec 24, 2011
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    Oh yeah, I get it. I just like spicing things up, trying new stuff. What is the hottest thing a chick has done in the heat of the moment? Anyone?
     
    #4589 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Something about her turning over, presenting her ass to me and saying "fuck me in any hole you want".

    Mmmmmmm.
     
    #4590 ghettoastronaut, Dec 24, 2011
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    You went straight for the nostril, didn't you? You slut.
     
    #4591 Angel_1756, Dec 24, 2011
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    The only way it could be tight...
     
    #4592 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    The first time a girl, ahem, fellated me from below (I was leaning over her to set an alarm) my knee buckled and I nearly fell out of bed. So yeah...its an enjoyable feeling.
     
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    You know what's awesome about not drinking very often?

    One drink fucking you up. This with my weed has resulted in giggles. Mr.P is showering and I am giggling at nothing on the couch in my crotchless panties. Awesome. hahaha
     
    #4594 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Be careful with the angle though. I've had this work both brilliantly and disasterously. When I did it on a bed with my head hanging off entirely my gag reflex got activated more than it ever has. It worked the best on an air mattress where my head was resting on the floor. So if the base of your neck is still supported on the bed it'll probably work well, according to my reports from the field.
     
    #4595 audreymonroe, Dec 24, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Is it weird to tell you how hot I find your marriage? It makes me so happy and gives me hope. Your life just sounds awesome. Good job you.
     
    #4596 audreymonroe, Dec 24, 2011
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    Hooray sex!
     
    #4597 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Can we talk about what I learned about squirting.
     
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    Will it make me squirt?
     
    #4599 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    I think, if you want to?

    Have you tried?
     
    #4600 Nom Chompsky, Dec 24, 2011
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