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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    There is a message in this song.
     
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    How would I "try?" I'd hate to pee on accident, we aren't into golden showers.
     
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    To reiterate what someone else said a few posts ago, this post has definitely taken a turn for the better. If we can continue along this curve and keep Nom's robot porn tendancies out of the mix we will have a good night.

    Pimp I envy you and you're getting drunk easily capabilities.
     
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    It's pretty rad, actually.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Non, I've been refreshing this like a madman. What did you learn about squirting?
     
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    Um....ok.
     
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    Ok, great! This is a technique I just heard about, which might be relevant.

    After sex, while your g-spot is still engorged, you might want to try manipulating it yourself, over a toilet. It's a little awkward, but you can get used to being relaxed and not worrying about peeing.

    Also, so what if you pee? It happens, you know?
     
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    Bad Santa is on comedy central's secret stash right now. Love this movie.
     
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    Well, I just never thought Mr. P would like that, but I don't think he'd freak if I dd...
     
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    I have a whole box of Rum for boxing day and that's just warm up for the rest of the week.
     
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    Also.

    Have you ever watched a porn movie with copious squirting? And thought, there's no way that's anything but urine -- the Skrene's gland doesn't hold that much fluid, there's really no place to hold it but the bladder?

    Apparently -- according to the research discussed on this podcast -- water is sucked up through the capillaries from other parts of the body on a continual basis during these extreme arousal periods. Kind of like how some women can produce a lot of breast milk?

    Now, a lot of "squirters" are just peeing -- just like a lot of movie blood is just corn syrup and die -- but, it's totally possible to ejaculate more fluid than is currently being stored in the urethral sponge.
     
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    Lipstick? Yes? No?
     
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    Nom you know entirely too much about female squirting.
     
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    rawr.
     
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    What podcast?
     
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    [youtube] <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVjSeb4aYA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVjSeb4aYA</a>[/youtube]



    My entire apartment building is reverberating with aural pleasure.
     
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    Sex Nerd Sandra.

    I think you can find her on twitter @sexnerdsandra. The particular podcast I'm talking about is called (I think) g spot plus and is available on itunes under the nerdist network. For free, of course.
     
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    As I sit here, I wonder why I always close the door when I poo when I'm the only one that lives here.
     
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    Because you don't want poo particles to fly out into the hallway when you flush.
     
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    MUSIC!!! Bit of Rock crossed dubstep.

     
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