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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Mr. P is taking the longest shower EVER!
     
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    Your tube links aren't working Pimp. I've had enough beer and want rum but there is none.
     
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    I fixed it, Grumpy Bear.
     
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    That's always fun, although sometimes I worry about over enthusiasm. Also, I've been told it feels great if I reach over and use a finger or two on the ladyfriend at the same rhythm as the hip thrust/head bob. One girl told me that the best part of an MMF threesome is when all parties are perfectly in sync, so when your hand moves at the same pace as your hips it simulates that.
     
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    Am not. It's not hibernation time yet. Is it really too much to ask for some rum though?
     
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    Get some rum, quit whining. Easy.
     
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    I honestly don't think I have ever heard a skrillex song. This makes me proud. Fuck that hipster douche.

    This is hilarious.

    Skrillex attacked by a bee:

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    This weekend's been great! HEY Y'ALL!
     
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    Haha, HOW ARE YOU? I figured you would be pretty tied up this whole weekend.
     
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    Can you walk?
     
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    I...have no words. The only redeeming thing is 1,046 likes, 15,560 dislikes for the video. Almost gives me a glimmer of hope for humanity. Almost.
     
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    Skrillex was at Wakarusa when we were there this summer, apparently. We missed him though, he played really late at night after all the hippy jam bands played....you know, the good music that we were there to see.

    So the ugly Christmas Sweater party was good times, but it was over before midnight. Downside of closing in on 30 I guess. I wanted to stay up late and get my drunk on, but I guess I'm the only one. So I'll be playing on the internet and drinking the beer I won in Dirty Santa while The Girlfriend sleeps on the sofa.

    I also won one of these in dirty santa, it will definitely be going on my desk at work:
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    Just about to. My younger brother now has his license so I can use him as my alchohol mule. Currently listening to my Fathers unique brand of humour. Gotta love Dad jokes.

     
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    The hilarious thing about Skrillex is he used to front such a horrible emo band, From First to Last. Their first cd was called "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount" I mean, seriously? Now he is all over the new music fad.

    That being said, in terms of dubstep, he's pretty talented and I like some of his stuff, but he looks absolutely ridiculous
     
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    Haha, I am pretty sore but in a good way. It's like I've been doing squats for a whole week. And putting things in my giner. Yuuuuup.

    We just drove in from across the bay. I'm chilling on the couch and he's playing COD. I just heard a muttered "that's fucking bullshit" so that activity may be short lived.
     
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    No idea what he looks like and as far as the music I don't think he is at the front of the new fad ad there have been other guys doing it for a while. But I completely agree, the guy throws out some good tunes.
     
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    I feel sorry for your squirrel..........I mean the things he has had to see.
     
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    Oh Gravy! How are you dear!
     
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    I'm at work trying to send out good vibes to all the people in my county to stay the fuck in doors and be merry

    You sound so cheery. I almost miss the drunk sassy version of you.
     
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    Don't worry, in about 11 days drunk sassy me, the likes of which no one has ever before witnessed, is going to hit in full force.
     
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