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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Also, he wore the shirt today.....


    PS: I pulled his collar out. I thought it made the whole thing really come together.
     

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  2. Gravitas

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    Good to hear it?

    And what is he doing with one of Frank's shirts?
     
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    He bought it (as in, he actually SPENT MONEY on that thing) and another one with an eagle with a helmet for work out shirts. He also said that he was going to remove the sleeves. It's a good thing he can defend himself because anyone else would get hazed like a mofo.
     
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    I'd laugh if I saw a dude hulking out in that shirt. Not laugh at, but definitely laugh.

    So I have a christmas gift from my boss sitting here next to me. Should I open it?
     
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    Yay for Wildered getting tail, Grav sucks to be at work I'll drink on your behalf.

    Yay for me I got some Rum!!!
     
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    I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH WRAPPING! I am very ready to get this holiday behind me. But the kids will love their stuff so I guess it is a parental/grand parental win.

    Oh B congrats on getting you some. Good to see you're enjoying yourself.
     
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    So I get done with my responsible being a good parent shit, and you degenerates go dark? Asshats the lot of you.
     
    #4647 McSmallstuff, Dec 24, 2011
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    Hey fuck your couch. I'm still here. And Grav I got me a sixpack of rum not a bottle.
     
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    Explain yourself, Mr. Bear.
     
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    A six pack you say? So if I PM you my address I can expect an overnight package of rum correct?
     
    #4650 McSmallstuff, Dec 24, 2011
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    You're in OK, right? If you mean OK county, than I appreciate that.

    I'm not near as drunk as I thought I would be tonight, but I still got a good buzz going. Anyway, I think I'll pass out now if I can manage to sleep through the snores coming from the bulldog who is sleeping at my feet.
     
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    Nope, for better or worse I am in Kansas now.

    But good vibes to OK county all the same.
     
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    My brother who has just turned 18 about 4 months ago is sober and can be used as my alcohol mule. So to both you Grav and Bigperson, I'm afraid I am not sharing my rum.

    RUM!!!

    Also because the thread has not yet been updated, BOOBIES!!!

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    And for Dixie because I know he is out there somewhere, PREGNANT BOOBIES!!!

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    I'm just confused as to what you mean by sixpack? Six bottles? Six cans?
     
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    Good god. Is that first one an "after" shot of a "before and after", doctor's office photo? It has the sex appeal of a crime scene picture.
     
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    I was just going to ask if he always uses medical textbooks to jerk off.
     
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    Clearly you are not Share Bear, but it it is probably for the best. Well I will probably be logging off soon for I have children with presents to open early tomorrow, then we have to get all of them ready to go to Christmases with their other parents. But never you fear fellow idiots. I will probably be on tomorrow evening to share my nonwisdom, and delight you all with my deluded aspirations of humor.
     
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    Sixpack is either stubbies or cans, in this case cans. And Share bear I can be just as long as I have enough for myself and everyone else. Even better if others chip in too. I often share boobie photos so don't say I never give you guys anything.
     
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    Just took the quad bike down to the beach with one of my brothers for a bit of a blast. Dad got the bike on the cheap because it had been involved in an accident so the steering is sketchy as fuck at higher speeds. Definitely worked out my skills considering I've been drinking all day.

    Was fucking cool to hang with my brother though even though he kept spraying me with sand.

    More rum.
     
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