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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Blue Dog

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    DING DING DING WINNA WINNA CHICKEN DINNA!



    So yeah, the deadline was set as Christmas Eve morning, with the last person to rep me over the night when I checked it this morning being the winner. So....... Yall want to know who won?

    Do yall?
    Yall Sure?
    [rnsfw][/rnsfw]

    Congrats to the winner, our new "Queen Drunk Thread/Queen Ding-A-Ling"! Now Lets all point and laugh and make fun of the losers and their loser faces- especially Gravitas and BigPerson, who tried extra hard to win the fantastic prize only to fail miserably.
     

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  2. Bundy Bear

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    Aren't you going to show us all the funny reps?
     
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  3. Blue Dog

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    Can't do screenshots of 'em thanks to a certain member who shall remain nameless, but I'll post them all individually as soon as I'm not dealing with my son's 103-104 degree fever.

    Oh well, Merry Christmas anyway everyone!
     
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    Hope he feels better soon.

    MERRY MOTHER FUCKING CHRISTMAS FROM AUSTRALIA IDIOTS.

    If I don't annoy you during the day, hope you all have a great drunken time.
     
    #4664 Bundy Bear, Dec 24, 2011
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    Hope your son gets better soon, man.

    And Merry Christmas to you as well.
     
    #4665 Gravitas, Dec 24, 2011
  6. The Village Idiot

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    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

    (Dixiebandit, please feel free to ignore - and only you)

    Pregnant women are not sexy. Yes, I know, it's not the accepted 'politically correct' attitude, and frankly I don't give a shit.

    I repeat, Pregnant women are NOT sexy. Drill this into your heads. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people.
     
    #4666 The Village Idiot, Dec 24, 2011
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    Exactly. They aren't supposed to be. Being sexy is how they got in that state (or liquor), now they don't have any reason to be sexy based on evolution. They just need to get that baby out. That is their new biological imperative.
     
    #4667 kuhjäger, Dec 24, 2011
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    Ah, Christmas. My mom just told me I'm useless because I didn't make the meringue on the lemon meringue pie "swirly" enough.

    Except from her, it sounded more like "swirry".

    So, a classic. I successfully snuck this into the Christmas Eve service at church last year. Right in the middle of "Once In Royal David's City".
     
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  9. Gravitas

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    I'm not into that look personally, but I bet that what makes some guy's motors run is the fact that you know two things immediately 1. The girl puts out. 2. She is physically capable of getting pregnant. I mean that's pretty huge.

    You don't want to be wasting your time by slinging seed into some inclement barren wasteland of a vageeen.

    A man will not plant a seed unless he thinks the crop will grow and he can harvest it. That's a paraphrase of Emerson.

    Holy fuck I am deliriously tired.
     
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    So does anyone else not drop any hints to their SOs about gifts that they want as a test? I do this all the time.

    This year, all I want is a field guide to local birds. I see what may be a book under the christmas lamp. We'll see in the morning.
     
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  11. The Village Idiot

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    You must be tired. The above are actually all reasons to go to an abortion rally, not a Lamaze class.
     
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    It is a little bit creepy that right now tens of thousands of drunk men across the country are donning Santa Costumes to bring gifts to the kids at their Christmas get togethers (no one does anything on christmas day here, the big day is tonight).

    While they are doing this, every kid in the country is watching "Kalle Anke och hans Vänner Onskar dig God Jul" which is "Donald Duck and his friends wish you a merry Christmas", which is a the Disney Christmas Special from the 40s or so. It is amusing because they don't edit out all the old Disney racist characters.
     
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    It's officially the 25th here. Joyous shopping to everyone!

    Just finished stuffing presents into bags. Gift bags are the best idea in the history of consumerism. Fuck wrapping shit.

    Have a couple of gifts left that I haven't got bags for unfortunately. My dad paints a fair bit, so I got him a bunch of canvases. I barely fit them in the car to get the fucking things home - getting them to his house is going to be interesting. My mum's present is a bit smaller, but still won't fit in a bag (new short speaker stereo set). Last present to wrap is the highlight of my present buying though. A couple I know are about to have their second kid. So I'm captioning their gifts 'Fuck off, Mommy's in the bath.' Got Daddy and their 10 year old big fuck off nerf guns, and got mummy some ridiculously over priced relaxation bubble bath shit.
     
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    Well, going back to Toronto tonight for Christmas Eve. Is there a magic button in life you can hit to fast forward through awkward family moments you want nothing to do with? Like, you know, the whole of Christmas morning? I think that'd be just swell if I could do that.
     
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    Ah, that sinking feeling when you realize there is one person you forgot to buy for, and it is Christmas Eve. Luckily, I was just planning to get her something in town fairly easily, but it is still kind of an annoyance.

    Off to make breakfast! Biscuits and Gravy, bitches!
     
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    I followed BigPerson's lead and ended up wrapping most of my kids' presents last night. Around 2am, I realized that my youngest was a little lacking compared to the others so I rolled out to get him something extra, figuring it would be less crowded/easier to do it in the dead of night than try to do it today. It might have been less crowded, but the fucking people working (admittedly, it was Walmart) had to be only a couple IQ points above Java man. Holy fuck was that excruciating.

    That being said, knowing that most of that shit is done and I can chill out tonight and not have to wrap everything is pretty cool.
     
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    OK it's settled: Jaws Revenge is literally the worst movie of all time.
     
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    The inaccuracy of this sentence IS TEARING ME APART LISA!
     
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    Damn you Bewildered! DAMN YOU TO THE NINE HELLS!!!

    On a lighter note Merry Christmas eve to you my fellow North Americans. To you Aussies hope you are enjoying the festivities. Present opening will commence shortly. Then we are going to ship the little heathens out, and this season will finally be over!
     
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