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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. ASL

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    Shit, 40 pages to catch up on? My winter break has consisted of working full time, so my break has eaten up more of my schedule than a regular semester. I can't complain, the pay and the people are pretty awesome. Biggest problem is I'm on call this weekend so can't get drunk.
     
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  2. Kubla Kahn

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    I think the fact that the girls are already pregnant and the fear of reknocking them up is gone is the bigger turn on for guys than this sperm wars biological hotness nonsense. I remember a passage in Jeff Foxworthy's book about a nurse warning him not to have sex with his wife during a very short period of time during labor for their first kid. He wanted to tell her men weren't animals but the fact that she had to bring it up in the first place and the look on her face meant guys had tried it before.

    Why they didn't show boob in those artsy preggo "nudie" shots.

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
    #4682 Kubla Kahn, Dec 24, 2011
  3. PIMPTRESS

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    Well, I did not squirt, but had a fantastic time last night. Huzzah lube!
     
    #4683 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
  4. McSmallstuff

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    Glad you had fun gorgeous.
     
    #4684 McSmallstuff, Dec 24, 2011
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    Every task, no matter how minute, feels like climbing a mountain when I just wake up and am hungover/still drunk.
     
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    Going to make iced sugar cookies with the kids, once they're cracked out on sugar we are going sledding. Slow cooking a turkey, too.


    Merry Christmas.
     
    #4686 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Merry Christmas to all you lovely idiots. I may not post much, but I always check in, and you're a damn fine group of people. All the best to you and yours. DRINK!
     
    #4687 Bob Trousers, Dec 24, 2011
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    WOW! Merry Chrit-mus y'all!
     
    #4688 bewildered, Dec 24, 2011
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    Pro tip: Never go to Walmart on Christmas Eve the morning after a rum bender. Your incessant, repeated need to shit will come back to haunt you.

    Merry Christmas you magnificent fuckers! Every last one of ya!
     
    #4689 WickedBitch, Dec 24, 2011
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    Today is my birthday. My friends and I went out last night to celebrate. One of my good friends got me hilariously fucked up to the point where I blacked out. I somehow managed to get myself kicked out of the bar. I need to fix this hangover quick.
     
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    Bacon works. Just avoid sugary morning breakfasts (pop tarts, most cereal, juice, etc). It only worsens that shit.
     
    #4691 bewildered, Dec 24, 2011
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    Smoking a bowl is my solution to a hangover.
     
    #4692 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Jerk off/get laid?

    Even if it doesn't cure the hangover, you'll probably forget about it for 4-12 seconds.
     
    #4693 Nom Chompsky, Dec 24, 2011
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    Fucking booty call put family time as a higher priority than fucking me. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!?

    No, for real though. My head is fucking killing me. I'm paralyzed in bed right now.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I hate it when my dad's random interest in football coincides with my visits home.
     
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    Going sledding. Slow roasting my turkey in olive oil, garlic cloves, onions, and herbs with a splash of white wine. Yum.
     
    #4696 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Dammit Tom, you can't play with my emotions like this. I feel like an addict. I'm low, then high. That first half had me wanting to put a brick through my TV, but now this.
     
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    I'm doing Christmas this year with my lady friend and her family. I was lucky enough to score an invite so I wont be alone this year. It should be interesting because the whole family is Mexican and I am but a godless gringo.

    We are having Peking duck, which I am currently at the restaurant waiting for and a whole bunch of Mexican food. The real deal Mexican food. Ive never had travelers diarrhea in my hometown before, but I think it will be worth it!

    This is also the first time I am meeting them. And my grasp on Spanish is tenuous at best. I heard they drink bud light. So I'm bringing a case of it and a bottle of tequila. Huzzah!
     
    #4698 xrayvision, Dec 24, 2011
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    Don't forget the Clamato.
     
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    I just had my next door neighbor give me a knock and invited me round for christmas dinner with her and her family. I was stunned, they've only been here a month and aside from bumping into their kids on the way of of the building I haven't seen or spoken to them.

    Somehow she figured out that I was going to be on my own.

    I'm speechless. Turns out Christians actually practice what they preach.

    So everything is starting to come up millhouse again.

    Right, off to get incredibly drunk again. It is Christmas after all.
     
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