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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Planet Earth marathon on Animal Planet. This will be the remainder of my night.

    Also, I just discovered Daft Punk's Alive 1997 album. Love it. Anyone have any suggestions for something similar/as good to check out?
     
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  2. todd311

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    My wife and I hosted my families Christmas Eve Fondue for the first time.

    Now, after the family has gone home, we're waiting on our drinking friends to come over to help us ring in christmas with a LOT of wine, whiskey and beer.

    I hope you're all doing well tonight.
     
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    I really think that publicly liking porn on Google+ should maybe not be an option? All my work contacts and my whole family are on G+, and I'm pretty sure I just accidentally publicly liked the amateur porn I was watching...

    (Obviously I undid it, but will that still show up for everyone?)
     
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  4. Frank

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    I'm almost 3 bottles of sake and a headhunter in, that should be enough to put me in a coma, but I'm fine. I must attribute this to the booze being spread out and eating like an asshole today.
     
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    Well if you like electronic music and haven't heard them yet, I'd give Kraftwerk a listen.





     
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  6. Flagrant

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    My brother gave me this, this morning. Fucking. Awesome. He made it himself and put a ton of time into it. I am so stoked.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Merry Christmas, folks. The wife and I had a nice dinner here at home, finished up a few minor gift wraps and watched some TV with the dog.

    Hope everyone has a happy and safe holiday. In laws for me tomorrow, then work tomorrow night (which I'm actually looking forward to).
     
    #4747 The Village Idiot, Dec 24, 2011
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    Great Christmas eve with the family. I won second place at bingo, which netted me $50, then we had our annual seafood dinner. My god parents found a freaking awesome wooden model helicopter that I fly, in a style that I've never seen before. It's so cool, I'll get a picture of it later when I get back to NC in a few days.

    Merry Christmas to you all!!
     
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    Halfway through the bottle of rum and everything is going along with minimal fuss.

    A new twist on an old thing.

     
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    Merry Christmas, idiots. I hope Santa is good to all of you.
     
    #4750 Angel_1756, Dec 24, 2011
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    Just put out the presents, filled the stockings.

    Wrote a letter to the kids left handed so they won't recognize my writing. My wife put Tonka's present out, so he is trying to yank down his stocking.

    Time to go bang the wife and make it a white Christmas.
     
    #4751 $100T2, Dec 24, 2011
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    [youtube] <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P8kgnLVrzU&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P8kgnLV ... re=related</a>[/youtube]
     
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    Merry Xmas, Kiddie Cats. My wife knows me: Booze and Spartacus Blood & Sand as holiday starter gifts.

    Love it. Nothing like seeing a guy get his face peeled off with a hook knife to ring in the happiest day of the year.
     
    #4753 Crown Royal, Dec 24, 2011
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    I just got back from an evening mass and a Christmas play starring two of my nieces. If I never set foot in another church again it will be too soon.
    Now it's time to kick back!


    Take a look into the sad world of out-of-work supervillians with Monster Magnet's latest video:



    EDIT: This is my seven hundred and seventy seventh post. Maybe it's lucky.
     
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    I'm happy that I did not have to attend Mass.
     
    #4756 PIMPTRESS, Dec 24, 2011
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    Uggh, Christmas Eve at the in-laws. I ended up being the designated driver (once I noticed my husband hiccuping around 7:00), drove home having my driving criticized and answering "did you have fun" repeatedly until I refused to answer it anymore (those drunks have short memories), now he is passed out snoring loudly on the sofa (I have tried to wake him up 4 times to go to bed) so I can't even internet and play drinking catch up in peace. Merry Fucking Christmas.

    (I actually wish all the best to all of the TiB'ers. Just hit midnight for the east-coasters. Merry Christmas!)
     
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    OK, everyone, I need your help.

    I spent the last hour explaining to Mrs. $100T2 how NOT wearing panties ALL DAY tomorrow at her parents house and constantly whispering about it in my ear is a wonderful idea.

    Help me convince her to NOT wear any underwear under her dress.

    GO!!

    Merry Xmas, motherfuckers.
     
    #4758 $100T2, Dec 25, 2011
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    Our sledding hill was HUGE.
     
    #4759 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    I second that emotion. When you have to show up at 2:30-3:00 to get a parking space and a seat for a 5:00 pm mass, I'll pass.

    Merry Christmas folks! Hope you all have a wonder day tomorrow, high on joy and low on dysfunction.
     
    #4760 lust4life, Dec 25, 2011
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