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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. D26

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    Christmas Eve with the folks. We already have toys for our unborn baby girl, as my parents couldn't resist waiting. Tomorrow will be interesting, as my in-laws have even less impulse control than my parents, so I expect a lot of baby stuff in the morning.

    Good night, Idiots. May your Christmas be merry and your drinks be strong.
     
    #4761 D26, Dec 25, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    For fucks sake. All I want to do is play some MW3 but my dad is watching the Christmas bullshit with the pope and crap on the tv my PS3 is hooked up to. He's not even Christian!
     
    #4762 dubyu tee eff, Dec 25, 2011
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    So she doesn't chafe.
     
    #4763 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    No panty lines
     
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    Just got back from a buddy's house. He's going through a divorce and we sat in the garage frowning at his big block SS Chevelle while his propane heater pumped out death fumes.

    We spent a few hours laughing ourselves silly with stories about the stupid shit we used to do.

    And drinking.

    He brought up bringing out firearms and I got quite excited. My friends all said "No, no,no."

    I hate my friends.
     
    #4765 toytoy88, Dec 25, 2011
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    Yikes.
     
    #4766 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Mr. P has expressed his fantasy to me and it involves me banging another woman with a strap-on.


    Convince me why I should or should not and why.
     
    #4767 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Does he get to fuck the women as well...if so, how do you feel about that?
     
    #4768 mya, Dec 25, 2011
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    Possibly, he's not sure he'd want to. I'm leaving it open, I don't think I'll mind. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
     
    #4769 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    At the worst I would of shot his 150lb dog that was humping my leg.

    At best I would've shot something else. Like something I was aiming at.

    Like one of my friends that was telling him to put the guns away.

    C'mon, they're ruining my drinking Christmas shooting...
     
    #4770 toytoy88, Dec 25, 2011
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    You should, because Shegirl needs a good dicking.
     
    #4771 Aetius, Dec 25, 2011
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    I'd hit it.
     
    #4772 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    In my local news section on yahoo, one article from the local news states that warm weather has made ice "iffy" for ice fishing. The very next headline from the same news station talks about how cold weather and no snow has made area lakes great for ice skating.
     
    #4773 Arctic_Scrap, Dec 25, 2011
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    #4774 joule_thief, Dec 25, 2011
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    Hmm 500th post. I think this is the most I've ever posted on a message board.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    My dad and I are watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show (which has been saved on his DVR since it aired) and arguing about which angel is the hottest. My argument is slurred from the drinks I has at the party we just came from. Merry. Christmas.
     
    #4776 audreymonroe, Dec 25, 2011
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    Interested in a threesome, audrey?
     
    #4777 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Another very quiet, boring, but painless Christmas Eve with the family...I really get sick of listening to little kids laugh hysterically at high decibels however.

    I actually caved in and went to the late Xmas mass with them. First time I've sat through a whole service in ages...not a Catholic or even religious anymore so yeah it was awkward but oh well it got approval from my Mom. And to whoever mentioned paying more attention to the hot females than the mass was so on the money...I was in heaven, alright.

    Merry Christmas idiots, hope your enjoying it.
     
    #4778 KillaKam, Dec 25, 2011
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    Leans back, lights one up, and awaits the glory...
     
    #4779 KillaKam, Dec 25, 2011
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    Glad you made up your mind on that fantasy thing.
     
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