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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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    A carton of cigarettes would have been awesome.

    Do you know how cool you are in middle school with a carton of cigarettes? Pretty fucking cool.

    Do you know how fool you are in middle school with your seventh geode? No really that cool.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yes.

    Also, I know all about strap-ons.
     
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    The kid with a carton of cigs in middle school didn't graduate to fucking high school. Also, the kid with the seven geodes was home schooled after middle school because he was picked on so bad. Im pretty sure both kids work at the same meat processing plant now. Facebook is awesome like that.
     
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    Will you pipe down? BL1Y is trying to tell boring Christmas stories!
     
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    Fair enough.

    But my grandma has you beat.

    Crackerjacks a decade old with dead cockroaches inside? Check.

    A crochet duck that you put candy in and when you squeezed candy would come out its butt (cloaca?). Actually I take it back the duck was pretty solid. I miss you "poopduck."
     
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    I've brought this up before in my more open minded circle of friends and what better time than now to pose this question.
    Why, in almost every lesbian porn that includes a girl strapping on a dildo, does the girl that's getting fucked by the dildo have to spend 3 minutes giving a fake dick a blow job?
    This is one of those mysteries of the world that I just can't wrap my head around no matter how hard I try.

    Doing a complete 180...

    Fuck you It's A Wonderful Life. I've had something in my eye for the last half hour.
     
    #4807 Popped Cherries, Dec 25, 2011
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    Favorite song in the world. I think it's cool that despite these guys being fairly famous, they have yet to sign to a big time record label. /hipsteroff
    The brass player in the background is kind of funny.
    I'm also about 9/10 of the way though a liter of captain morgan.

     
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    It's power play; dominant and submissive roles. Just because it isn't (necessarily) giving or getting physical pleasure doesn't mean it's not sexual, just like a lot of straight S&M acts.
     
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    Well there are some things on here we don't need to hear(Sorry BL1Y) and a few things we need to hear a hell of a lot mroe of. Que Pimptress and Audrey discussing the merits of different strap-ons.

    I now have to give a secret santa gift to someone I barely know and who's girlfriend/soon to be step sister is a fucking loud whiney annoying as fuck retard.

    Have fun idiots I still have some rum to drink.
     
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    I can almost buy into that explanation Audrey, except for the fact that it's a fake penis.
    I understand the dynamics of the dom/sub side of it.
    The fact remains though that giving a blow job to a giant hunk of molded rubber shouldn't be all that pleasing. Seeing a girl giving a blow job to a dildo, from someone who doesn't actually have a penis, shouldn't be a turn on. I can't imagine a girl LOVING blow jobs so much that she gets turned on from seeing another girl giving head to a fake penis.
     
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    If you think it's anything but geared towards the ultimate consumers of porn I don't know what to tell you. I never liked it though, Dub Tee Eff brings up a good point. It's fake rubber. Something about injection molded plastic seems too fake even for porn standards. They don't even seem to fake it as well as guy girl stuff, unless it's connected to a Sawzall or pneumatic drill but that's not really my thing.




    Maybe they really get off to having their fake NutZ drained. They make those.
     
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    I think y'all are watching the wrong videos.
     
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    Feel free to post any videos that you'd think would prove me wrong. I'd not object.
     
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    I can't because I'm at work. But I say go to xhamster, browse the lesbian category, try not to chafe.
     
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    I know it's a fake penis, and it's still a symbol of traditional roles being dominant=males/penis/strap on/receiving oral sex and submissive=female/giving oral sex. Sorry to get all gender studies 101 on you, but that's the only way I've heard it broken down, at least when it comes to real life girls who fuck girls, as opposed to porn marketed to straight men.
     
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    I'll buy your argument as it relates to the actual penetration part of wearing a strap on, but I just can't attach it to giving it a blow job.

    Just thinking about the reversal of this, a guy getting turned on by seeing a girl giving oral to a guy with a strap on vagina has my head spinning...
     
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    I want some fucking examples. I'm relatively drunk and very lazy being that it is still Christmas day. GIVE ME BOOBS!!!
     
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    My mom gave me a camera that attaches to my ear AND I'm totally non-threatening.
     
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    Can I just point out that these posts back to back fall under the category of FANTASTIC unintended humor.
     
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