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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Merry Christmas you idiots.
     
    #4821 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
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    My camera is way better.
     
    #4822 Arctic_Scrap, Dec 25, 2011
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    But you're really threatening.
     
    #4823 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2011
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    Wheelz you crazy MF. I wish I had a camera that stuck to my ear and I was non threatening. Idiots the first thing wheels said to me on G+ was " Are you a cereal killer?"

    And yes he spelt it that way.
     
    #4824 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    I WAS DISTRACTED BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WEARING PANTS, LYING CHARMING AUSSIE.
     
    #4825 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2011
  6. Bundy Bear

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    You didn't know I had no pants on until after that.(For the rest of the idiots information, I had shorts on.)

    And I did not hear you complain once about my clothing or lack thereof. Only about my state of not drunkeness.
     
    #4826 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    Okay, firstly, shorts != pants. Secondly, I knew. Third, WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, MISTER?! Please tell me because it's more than I can bear.
     
    #4827 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2011
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    I'll leave any implying up to the masses and secondly, how much beer could a polar bear bear if a polar bear could bear beer? personally and from much experience I know polar bears only drink rum.
     
    #4828 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas to all you Idiots (even jordan_paul)!

    I'm now off to eat my turkey lunch. Suckers...

    Oh, I got Command And Conquer 4 for less than $10, which is a win in my book...

    I also have rum here but that's for after lunch... and it's Montego, not Bundaberg...
     
    #4829 Durbanite, Dec 25, 2011
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    But I'm the least threatening person in the room I currently occupy!
     
    #4830 Arctic_Scrap, Dec 25, 2011
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    you have ugly legs.
     
    #4831 hotwheelz, Dec 25, 2011
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    Not what you said about my legs the other day. I distinctly recall you saying they were shaply and fetching. I'll not hear another word on the matter otherwise.

    Durbanite, RUM is for any time of day not just after lunch! And you imply that others have not already had Turkey, not to mention Pork with CRACKLING and other delicious treats.
     
    #4832 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    I got my girl an N64 with Mario Kart. That shit was much harder to find than I thought. This will be her later today:

     
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    I got myself a n64 for Christmas too. Mainly for Smash Bros.
     
    #4834 guernica, Dec 25, 2011
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    Too much espresso. 7 am and I haven't slept a god damned wink.

    And that was after about 4 beers and three glasses of wine. Shit.
     
    #4835 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2011
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    I think time does move slower on Christmas night. This shift just won't end.
     
    #4836 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2011
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    This was nice to wake up to on christmuss morn:

    HER: You FUCKED HER!!!!
    HIM: Fuck YOU!
    HER: No, Fuck YOU!
    HIM: Fuckin WHORE
    HER: Lying PRICK!
    HIM: Fuck off. The FUCK out of my house.
    HER: Well, have a merry fucking Christmas, asshole (SLAM,leaves in car in less than 10 seconds)

    ...that's my neighbour, folks. The same one that threatened me and my wife 2 years ago. Charming and debonair fellow, huh? Glad my daughter couldn't understand it.
     
    #4839 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
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    You say she doesn't understand it now, but in a few years you'll receive an awkward phone call from a teacher after she draws a hilarious picture about what people do on Christmas morning.

    And if he fucked some other girl, why would he call her a whore? Come on, man.
     
    #4840 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2011
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