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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    I'm miraculously awake now. Unfortunately my parents still passed the fuck out from a combination of Chinese food and enough alcohol to throw a frat party. I want to open my gifts dammit!
     
    #4841 Frank, Dec 25, 2011
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    I think I want kids just so I can have a few good years of making funny Christmas cards.

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    #4842 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas Idiots! Time to go to the brothers and get drunk on eggnog.
     
    #4843 fleafly, Dec 25, 2011
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    You are my girl then! You only have to suck it if you want...
     
    #4844 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
  5. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    You are my girl then! You only have to suck it if you want...[/quote]


    Sweet.
     
    #4845 audreymonroe, Dec 25, 2011
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    I'm cool like that, haha.
     
    #4846 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas, idiots!
     
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    So I'm guessing that she didn't get him another chick for Christmas?

    So thoughtless.
     
    #4848 The Village Idiot, Dec 25, 2011
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    So far from best friend #2 (I met him second, not his rank) I received a Patriots wrist watch and 4 Chicago Bulls shot glasses, all of them different. For the longest time I haven't been able to pull the trigger on shot glasses, I'm glad someone did.

    I bought him this.

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    I'm not responsible if he ends up in jail for using the camera wrong.
     
    #4850 Parker, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas TiB!!

     
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    Merry Christmas, you bunch of lovely degenerates.
     
    #4852 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: strap-ons:

    Some women report feeling "ghost pleasure" simply from the thrusting. You know how you can get pain in a tooth that's missing, or feel an amputated limb? This is like that, ONLY AWESOME.

    Also, you can put in a small vibe, or get a strap on with a small attachment, or angle your hips differently, etc. Or you can just enjoy giving somebody else pleasure, exactly like you do when giving head. Or you can just enjoy the visual/idea, like you do when looking at pictures or talking dirty.

    It is inherently silly? Sure. But so is sex, really -- it's a bit of intestine, a bit of friction, then a bit of spurting.

    I agree with Dubya Tee Eff though -- most women who have never wielded a dick are terrible at it, in hilarious ways. If they've got rhythm and sexual know-how they can learn though -- Isis Love fucks about as well as anybody I've ever seen, of either gender.
     
    #4853 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2011
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    Wow, I log in and see one female member talking another female member into fucking with a strap-on while her BF watches. I feel like that is an "only on TiB" kind of thing, which is to say, awesome.

    Now I'm off to the in-laws for food and a bit more gift exchanging (I'm expecting a Best Buy Gift Card, which will please me), followed by heading to my brother's house to get nice and drunk.
     
    #4854 D26, Dec 25, 2011
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    Wanna know how I'm cooking the Christmas turducken?

    BOOM ROASTED!
     
    #4855 lust4life, Dec 25, 2011
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    Sad. I bought some fancy pants cheese to bring here and now one seems to want it. Oh well, score for me I guess, cuz I got it on sale. $9 and $10 cheese for $2-3 each. Hooray!

    Happy Christmas y'all. It's kind of a sad one for me this year. I'm not with my family like I usually am. We're at El Fiance's Grandpa's house and he is very sick with a brain tumor.
     
    #4856 bewildered, Dec 25, 2011
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    Yea, Merry Christmas from me too.

    Here is my gift.


    .....and some ass!


    and something nice to unwrap!
     

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  18. bewildered

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    I went back and checked what last year's prize was. I'm getting exciiiiiteeeedddd!!
     
    #4858 bewildered, Dec 25, 2011
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    #4859 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2011
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    Fine, then. Here.
     

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