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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. iczorro

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    One more time, before it get's retired for the year until the day after Thanksgiving.



    Merry Christmas, folks.
     
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  2. ghettoastronaut

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    My swarthy, moor-like italian father has spent the entire morning wearing a wife beater.

    There is no god.
     
    #4862 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2011
  3. audreymonroe

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    I think you mean that there is a god, and he is great. Best image ever.
     
    #4863 audreymonroe, Dec 25, 2011
  4. TX.

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    Christmas Day + Mavs + scotch = greatness. I love Dirk.

    Did anyone get anything cool this year?
     
    #4864 TX., Dec 25, 2011
  5. Juice

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    -IPad
    -Clothes
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    -Video games

    And I haven't even seen the girl yet.
     
    #4865 Juice, Dec 25, 2011
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    Christmas in my family was quite literally cancelled. There will be no big dinner, no gift exchange. I spent the last hour visiting my sister at the psychiatric hospital. She's chosen her relationship over my parents financial support and somehow still thinks my dad's going to get her a car. I'm well aware of the physiological basis behind this disconnect (she had a partial brain resection about five years ago), but it's frustrating to see her act like this is the best Christmas vacation ever. In the mean time, my Deep South grandmother asked me if my sister's boyfriend is anything but white. In front of a mixed race couple. As if the scumbag's race is relevant, much less a priority.

    On the bright side, no big, fancy dinner means I can go spend time with Fake Fiancé's slightly less dysfunctional family earlier. Time for whiskey and anatomically correct Christmas cookies.
     
    #4866 Pussy Galore, Dec 25, 2011
  7. TX.

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    Sorry, Pussy. If I still lived in the A I would shower you with alcohol.

    I got some textbooks, scarves, pants, and some gift cards. The family out-did themselves.
     
    #4867 TX., Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas, Nom.
     
    #4868 Crazy Wolf, Dec 25, 2011
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    Christmas is going to be pretty laid-back this year. We have a bottle of Maker's Mark and are probably going to get a couple pizzas. Hey, we don't have an oven. Haters gonna hate.

    My parents sent me some nice gifts. I got a badass kukri from my dad and a nice wood-turned fountain pen from my mom. All in all, not bad.
     
    #4869 Omegaham, Dec 25, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    I am relaxing on a somewhat empty bus. As far as holidays go, this isn't bad.

    Anybody up for Katz/etc. on Tuesday?
     
    #4870 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2011
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    Hope all you idiots are enjoying your Christmas over where ever you are. Mine is done and dusted and now it's time for the Boxing day Cricket test and my carton of RUM!!!

    Going to be a good day.
     
    #4871 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas fools.

    A pretty light Christmas,

    I got a nice Mizzou sweatshirt, and hat.
    A best buy gift card.
    500 dollars.

    So all in all not a bad Christmas gift wise. And my parents spoiled the kiddos rotten. So it's good that they had a good haul.
     
    #4872 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas, TiBers. Hope everyone has a good and safe holiday.
     
    #4873 Dcc001, Dec 25, 2011
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    Christmas wasn't that bad for me, I didn't ask for much but I got everything I wanted.

    -Milwaukee m12 Heated Jacket
    -Milwaukee 18v Jobsite Radio
    -Uniden PC68xl CB Radio

    And I got about $500 in cash and gift cards, chocolate, shit like that.

    Christmas is kind of boring, most of our family isn't really that close so we don't do anything with them but all my other friends are busy with family stuff so they can't hang out. Tomorrow will be filled with boredom and going to dinner at the only family we hang out with farm. They invited 27 other people tomorrow night as well, so chances are I'm going to want to stab somebody in the face with a fork before the second course is served.

    Work can't come fast enough.
     
    #4874 jordan_paul, Dec 25, 2011
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    So did any Tibbettes get any Christmas bikinis? Hint hint wink wink. Eyes shift downward to a thread below this one.
     
    #4875 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
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    My best friend's family that I'm adopted into knows me so well. They got me eight pairs of tights, since even in the winter I still rarely wear pants and my batch this season already all have holes in them. I also got those gloves you can use touch screens with and a lint brush thanks to my cat. I've only gotten a book and a toy robot to add to my collection so far fromm dad, but he's taking me to get new everyday earrings for my first holes on Tuesday. I lost one of all of my options in the last year and I've been wearing my very expensive diamonds in them for a while, which makes me nervous. I'm excited. I've gotten a few other things from cousins etc. it has been nice.

    In other news, being a religious halfsie has turned into baking all weekend. Three dozen Christmas cookies yesterday and challah today. I'm tired, but at lest it has resulted in lots of noms and this exchange with my dad:

    Me: Ew, I think I got something in my hair. It's all sticky right here.
    Dad: If you weren't my daughter, I'd have something funny to say right now.
     
    #4876 audreymonroe, Dec 25, 2011
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    Subtract video games, throw in a Vitamixer and you have my Christmas pretty much to a T. Can't complain at all.
     
    #4877 Frank, Dec 25, 2011
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    I have a Vitamixer. Best Rita's ever. Those things will chop wood.
     
    #4878 Nitwit, Dec 25, 2011
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    Christmas is done and dusted, so now I'll enjoy Boxing day with Christmas leftovers (food and beer) and the Boxing Day test. Hopefully Santa still has some giving to do and Ponting gets a hundred.

    Hope everyone is well and drunk
     
    #4879 guernica, Dec 25, 2011
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    I did my part; rep me Momo!
     
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