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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    First RUM!!! down and Boxing day test has started. Good day ahead.

    Christmas Sluts for Chater.

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    I got new crotchless panties and a bondage set, but no dice.
     
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    Why can't men look at the directions before fucking with new devices?
     
    #4883 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Uh oh, sounds like you are all tied up with nowhere to go.
     
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    haha! No, he's fucking with his new phone. The panties and bondage set are for later.
     
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    Be sure he figures out how to take pictures on it right away.

    Hot girl waiting for Santa:

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  9. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I just had the most amazing meal ever: roast beast, roasted brussel sprouts, creamed spinach, potato gratin, and the apple honey challah. I am currently slipping into a food coma until we have chocolate mousse for dessert. *Homer Simpson noise* I am so happy right now.
     
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    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

    Anyway, she's not a TiBette (hopefully), and it wasn't exactly lingerie, but I gave The Ice Cream Cake Girl a Victoria's Secret gift card; she gave me a leather jacket last week that was left at her club by a guy who got arrested (it was too big for me, and I gave it to my brother in law), so I felt obligated to give her something, and I didn't know what else to get for her.
    At least she didn't act like a total bitch this Christmas like she did last time; she bought her mom some 360-threadcount sheets and a comforter set, then said she wanted to try them out after putting them on the bed, laid down, and conked out.
    Li'l Bandit got some great stuff, but it was all overshadowed by his FAVORITE gifts: a Nintendo 3DS and "Lengend of Zelda: Skyward Sword." I'm afraid I don't understand my boy anymore.

    Now here's some awesome grunge rock


    Click here to hear "I Don't Know Anything" by Mad Season. I couldn't get the Youtube link to work. You'll be sorry if you don't check it out.
     
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    Being a woman is a lot of work.
     
    #4891 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    You women have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Lip placement, tongue stress, suction, and mouth cramping, all the while figuring out what to do with our fingers and trying to breathe through our ears.
     
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    Is that so hard? Maybe I have more practice...
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    To be fair, I have zero practice giving blow jobs, so I have no idea how hard it is relatively. We had a pretty long debate about it on the streets of ny, though.
     
    #4894 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2011
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    No pics, I don't need ya'll jerking off to my naughty bits.

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    my style..
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    #4895 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    We won't tell you what we do. Plausable deniability.

    I'm getting a little bit indigestiony here.
     
    #4896 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2011
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    FACT: No one has jerked it to a picture since early 2002.

    It really should be VIDS (of some length, with good lighting, and clear audio) or it didn't happen.
     
    #4897 Gravitas, Dec 25, 2011
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    With good crotch shots of Mr. P, I presume.
     
    #4898 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    and probably should tag this one...

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    #4899 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Question: Why do people think fisting is hot? I'm not a big fan, I just think a woman who can take my whole fist up her box would be pretty disappointed with my unit going in her box afterwards. I'd prefer it when they say "oww, not so much," or "oww not so fast" then "JAM YOU WHOLE FUCKING FIST IN ME!!!!!!!!11!!!"

    IMO of course.
     
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