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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Have a holly jolly Christmas.

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    Time to take the shed rocket to Mars, dudes!

    Edit: Pimptress, CHRIST. What the fuck, girl?
     
    #4901 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    I have remained fist free until now, I don't really get it either.
     
    #4902 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
  3. TX.

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    I didn't know anyone really thought fisting was hot. I thought people watched it for the novelty factor.
     
    #4903 TX., Dec 25, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    That's what I'm hoping for, too. Much like those "Wildlife exhibits" you can find in Tijuana.
     
    #4904 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Vaginas are pretty stretchy, though, and fisting usually isn't an everyday occurence.

    I don't think it's hot if it's some porn star abusing her body for a few extra bucks, but two interested parties engaged in an intense activity?

    That can be intriguing, yeah.
     
    #4905 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2011
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    When you say "until now," do you mean that you haven't been fisted until that post?
    Or did you mean to say you have remained fist free "so far?"
    (I don't know which option to hope for)
     
    #4906 dixiebandit69, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas everyone.

    My 4 year old nephew got a bunch of Spiderman and Ironman toys and asked me to play. He kept hitting my guy and said "I win."

    That's when a 4 year old loses their advantage when I grab him and flip him upside down while spinning him around.
     
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    so far is what I meant, I'm not sure how I feel about fisting.
     
    #4908 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2011
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    Take it easy there, Coach.
     
    #4909 jets22, Dec 25, 2011
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    Fuck what whoreswithnoname's masculinity says. Eggnog and Disarrono is DELICIOUS.
     
    #4910 MoreCowbell, Dec 25, 2011
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    Merry Christmas you idiots, here's some .gifs
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    #4911 iamduffy, Dec 25, 2011
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    My Christmas dinner was scrambled eggs and...BACON!
     
    #4912 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
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    Does anybody else find it bullshit that there is only one Oscar nomination between James Woods, Mark Strong and Alfred Molina?
     
    #4913 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
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    I find it bullshit that Pimptress won't share her naughty bits, then post one of the most disturbing things I have seen on this board since the last time I made the mistake of opening a nsfw tag that black Jesus posted.
     
    #4914 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
  15. Crown Royal

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    If I have one regret in life, it was being randomly on that WDT in the middle of the day when Allord posted "those pics". They would make they eyes whirl clear out of your fucking skull. The most ghastly shit I have ever seen, and I've been in the "Warning" room at the Sex Museum. You know it's bad when they erase it from THAT thread.
     
    #4915 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
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    I don't know if I was on this board back then. It doesn't sound familiar.
     
    #4916 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
  17. Crown Royal

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    I was probably only a year and a half ago, if that. I don't WANT to know. That dude cracked me up like none other, but FUCK he can kiss my black ass for what he exposed us to.
     
    #4917 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2011
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    Is it seriously worse than the broken bottle up the ass. I still have nightmares about that fuckery.
     
    #4918 McSmallstuff, Dec 25, 2011
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    I would like to point out that, reference our discussion about band nerds, years of playing the saxophone have rendered my lips hypertrophied and immune to cramping, and I can hold my breath for a long time.

    Ladies.

    In other news, I'm surprised that I don't make a drunken idiot of myself for all that I drink at family gatherings. I had a beer, two stiff glasses of crown royal, a shot or two of vodka, and a few glasses of wine.
     
    #4919 ghettoastronaut, Dec 25, 2011
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    This is a pretty decent song
     
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