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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bebop007

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    Yeah, well. This pick up line?

    That's me, ladies.

     
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    I turned that video off as fast as I fucking could. If someone was listening they would have probably heard "no no no no no no".
     
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    Related to those gifs, does anyone get as illogically turned on by belly button piercings as me? Nope, just me? Sounds good.
     
    #4923 JWags, Dec 26, 2011
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    Giving none of the fucks over here with my eggnog.
     
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    Yeah, but you are taking an awful lot of them.
     
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    Eggnog is weird.

    I'm bored, at home. Hmmm.
     
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    Fuck Hiccups.
     
    #4928 iamduffy, Dec 26, 2011
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    In just over 24 hours, I went to church twice and watched an hour long church DVD. Can I get a son of the year medal over here?

    (Not trying to bash religion, just saying... I mean I wouldn't blame a Christian for complaining if they had to sit through 3 hours of my pagan blood orgy rituals.)

    Now to wait for my mom to go to bed so I can start drinking and getting high. Ah, just like I'm 16 again! Except I probably won't get a hand job.
     
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    Did everyone go to sleep?
     
    #4930 iamduffy, Dec 26, 2011
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    Not yet..
     
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    How are you posting with two broken hands?
     
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    You really should read what you write before you submit. I had to read this twice before I understood that it was probably not your mom being the purveyor of said hand job.
     
    #4933 xrayvision, Dec 26, 2011
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    I'm glad you changed your avatar, the last one looked like she had two prosthetic arms.

    I've got dial up internet and a bunch of Maxim magazines from 2004. I'll do my best.
     
    #4934 JoeCanada, Dec 26, 2011
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    I'm glad you changed your avatar, the last one looked like she had two prosthetic arms.

    I've got dial up internet and a bunch of Maxim magazines from 2004. I'll do my best.[/quote]

    Brings me back to high school
     
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    Time to fire up the written erotica, huh, JoeCanada?
     
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    No mental spank bank in case of emergencies?
     
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    The Encounter
    by JoeCanada

    She walked into the room. It was a well lit room, and she was very hot because she had just been running. She took her clothes off, and then she was naked. Her breasts were nice, and she touched them. As she was looking at her butt, the door suddenly opened.

    "Oh, what is going on in here?" asked Stacy.

    "Nothing, just looking at my butt." said Melissa, which was the name of the first girl.

    "Can I look at your butt too?" asked Stacy, looking at Melissa's butt without even giving her a chance to answer.

    "I have a better idea," replied Melissa, pulling Stacy in for a kiss.

    Stacy was hesistant at first, but then she started to like it. They kissed for quite a while, and then Stacy got naked too. They were now both naked, and kissing. Also, they were rubbing each other's bodies all over. It was hot, and they both kept having orgasms, constantly. Finally, they stopped.

    "That was amazing!" said Stacy, short of breath.

    "I know," said Melissa. "I knew you were going to come in here, and I knew you couldn't resist my naked body. That's why I got naked. This is just what I was hoping for."

    Stacy blushed and smiled at Melissa.

    As she got dressed, Stacy could hardly believe what she had done. She was very confused, but all she knew for sure was... she couldn't wait until their next encounter.
     
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    Kids these days... no imaginations.
     
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    Well the hiccups have got the better of me. I guess i'm gonna try to sleep, after chugging a bunch of water. Here is some good tunes
     
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