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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. scotchcrotch

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    Ask someone to pass the dark meat and see if they look down on you
     
    #4961 scotchcrotch, Dec 26, 2011
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    Fuse blown in oven. Turkey is practically raw. Mom is losing her shit.

    Best Christmas ever.
     
    #4962 Angel_1756, Dec 26, 2011
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    I just got done with a motorcycle ride with the girl. It's December 26th in Fargo, ND. I am so pumped right now, I can't believe it.
     
    #4963 fleafly, Dec 26, 2011
  4. Frank

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    The ipad is the best thing to happen to taking a shit in a long time.
     
    #4964 Frank, Dec 26, 2011
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    I got one yesterday as well. I took a shit this morning and sat there with my iPad probably 20 minutes after I finished pooping.

    Now I learn GTA3 is on the iPad? Hot damn.
     
    #4965 Juice, Dec 26, 2011
  6. Frank

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    New rule - anyone without an ipad is now considered poor and beneath us as human beings.
     
    #4966 Frank, Dec 26, 2011
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    SECONDING THE MOTION FROM MY IPAD.

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    #4967 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2011
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    Could someone tell the fat girl in line at best buy to stop giving me the eye?

    Kthanks.

    -xray
     
    #4968 xrayvision, Dec 26, 2011
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    I actually have a guy named Steve Holt in my contact list. It took me a while to remember who he was, other than a possible prank.
     
    #4969 ghettoastronaut, Dec 26, 2011
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    Going to a small town redneck bar tonight - always a highlight of coming home for the holidays. Boxing day is the busiest day of the year at this bar for some reason, so we're getting there at around 6:30 and pre drinking before! There are always a bunch of guys in cowbow boots who drive trucks they can't really afford, and they usually fight each other. Should be good.
     
    #4970 JoeCanada, Dec 26, 2011
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    I have a friend "Matt", who at the moment will respond to anything that he doesn't like, no matter what it is, as being gay. It's getting a bit ridiculous. A favourite example:

    "Matt" Hey, what's doing tonight? Want to come to the pub?
    "Steve" Sorry man, I'm going to Beth's (girlfriend) tonight
    "Matt" That's fucking gay.
    "Steve" But I'll be having sex. With a girl.
     
    #4971 guernica, Dec 26, 2011
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    You should appreciate getting eye fucked, it's a compliment.
     
    #4973 PIMPTRESS, Dec 26, 2011
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    Kudos to the Louisiana State Bar Association for thinking Online Continuing Legal Education classes are a good idea.

    Now I can catch up on 4 days of this nonsense and "watch" a guy I've never heard of ramble on about jury selection.
     
    #4974 Noland, Dec 26, 2011
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    The Guy and Brother B are on the deck drinking martinis and smoking cigars. Considering this is the first time they've ever spent time around each other...success.


    Also, merry Christmas everyone.
     
    #4975 shimmered, Dec 26, 2011
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    I have a horrible cold. Fucking horrible. It's 9 p.m. here and I honestly wanted to go to bed 4 hours ago.
     
    #4976 $100T2, Dec 26, 2011
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    Wait a second, thats not a detail about you bending your wife over a home appliance or some other tantalizing sexual tale. Whats the hell dude?
     
    #4977 JWags, Dec 26, 2011
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    Visiting the hooker bars in Shanghai it was fucking odd to have a whole bar full of women eyeball fucking you the second you walked in. Yes the dynamic is different but the creepy feeling was overwhelming sometimes.
     
    #4978 Kubla Kahn, Dec 26, 2011
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    It really is shameful how foreign prostitutes objectify men.
     
    #4979 Nom Chompsky, Dec 26, 2011
  20. Backroom

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    Hey now!
    -I didn't read the last three pages. I'm making a prediction, it's a game I play.
    -HotWheels get's laid/ finds a picture of Tebow without a shirt on.
    -Several male members tell female members that they're the hottest things on the planet (which they may be, that's why the internet is awesome, but probably not).
    -Dixie posts pictures of mildly attractive females with bush. 37% of male members masturbate. Not including me, that shit grosses me out.
    -I'm right. I know it, and why the fuck do I get dirty looks for wearing a hockey jersey in Arizona? What do you have here?
    -Meth? That's not a team.
    -Fuck. I'm drunk.
    -The best Christmas is a solo Christmas.
     
    #4980 Backroom, Dec 26, 2011
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