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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Backroom

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I'm, a New Yorker... in Artesia...

    Checkmate.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Turns out, they were the same person.
     
    #482 bewildered, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I sent this in rep, until I realized that this is the WDT and you can converse about such things. Where are those gals? I just realized I hadn't seen them about. Man, that cuts the female to male ratio drastically!
     
    #483 mya, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If you click on Hooker's profile, you can see a dash where her last visited date should be. Even people who haven't been here in 2 years have a date there.
     
    #484 bewildered, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Hmmmm, curious.

    Curious indeed.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    That little field trip into the members section also revealed to me that I am #21 in terms of quantity of posts. Quality? Hmmm, probably not so much.
     
    #486 mya, Nov 26, 2011
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    I just realized that I am in the top 10. I am not sure how I feel about this...
     
    #487 bewildered, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Not to rain on your conspiracy parade here girls, but if you go to Board Preferences and Hide your online status, that's what happens. She could be stalking us now.
     
    #488 Noland, Nov 26, 2011
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    Mya is 1 up in rank on me. Time to post a crap load of posts about my poop or something.
     
    #489 kuhjäger, Nov 26, 2011
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    Good lord thank god for nap time! These little bastards are begging for a beating. Paging wickedbitch!
     
    #490 McSmallstuff, Nov 26, 2011
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    I don't remember eating corn.
     
    #491 kuhjäger, Nov 26, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Wait...did we have a faker?


    Also...fuck driving for thanksgiving. Ugh.
     
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    I hate it when I eat a bunch of food with sesame seeds. It looks like my poo is riddled with parasites the next day.
     
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    I deserve a bonus if you were about to eat chocolate pudding or chocolate covered raisins.
     
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    What guy hasn't had a faker?
     
    #495 kuhjäger, Nov 26, 2011
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    Our banned what?

    Also, caviar goes through you whole too I have found.
     
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    What is worse than dreaming about eating chocolate pudding?

    waking up with a spoon in your ass
     
    #497 kuhjäger, Nov 26, 2011
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    Is it just me, or do an inordinate amount of bewildered's posts seem to be poo-related?
     
    #498 JoeCanada, Nov 26, 2011
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    Hadn't really thought of it before, but now that you mention it...
     
    #499 McSmallstuff, Nov 26, 2011
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    I'd just talk about my dick, but since I don't have one of those...
     
    #500 bewildered, Nov 26, 2011
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