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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Nitwit

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    Christmas in Denton, Tx. complete. Good to go, good to be back home on the coast again.

    My uncle and aunt from Indianapolis showed up in a suprise visit dressed as Mr. and Mrs. Claus and made it all the way into the kitchen eating shit off the buffet before anyone recognized them. My multiple rent house hydroponic dope growing cousins made it through another year without getting slammered, and I repaired the shutters I broke at last years Christmas drunk busting my ass trying to find the pisser in the middle of the night that my other aunt waitied a whole year for me with which to fix. Then, at the end? My one cousin with a best friend cop from Arkansas opened his present from said friend that could only be described in the moment as some sort of 'phaluss chalice'; after which at some point posing with pictures of said phallus my mom screams out, "Nitwit, there is a teenager among us!" Cue shame and exit.

    Yea, I've got pics.



    Merry Christmas, everyone.

    And good to be home again.

     
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    Listen to these and learn, son.

     
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    Or....on a lighter note.

     
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    This hillbilly music is sad.









    edit: fixed it.
     
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    For the one and only PIMPTRESS:That wasn't hillbilly music. This, however, is. Enjoy.

     
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    Not down with country?
    Deal.
     
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    I see your Steve Earle and raise you:



    If I could live in any town, during any time period, it would be in the town in the Alabama video. Back in the day when a man was a man, a woman was a woman, a truck was a truck and Nascar was Nasscuurr.

    P.S. John Denver did a better job with Country Roads.
     
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    Meh, what you have doesn't really do it for me.


     
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    Man, how many times has a woman told me that before.
     
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    Best pit I have ever been in was at this show, left with a black eye and copious amounts of someone else's blood on my wife beater.






    You can't find a good pit at these shit kicker shows, all you really find are fat girls with fake tans packed into daisy dukes. Not my scene, Nitwit.
     
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    I can roll.

     
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    And dudes dressed like lumberjacks would wink at you excessively from the driver's seat of a pickup...
     
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    Agreed. Love that stuff.

    Pimpy, let's duel. Pick your (genre) weapon. Baggage is the terrain. PM's for support for either are encouraged.


     
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    Hmm....I need to smoke a great big bowl and decide. I think we should duel simply using the music we love. Or do you suggest we "duel" with different genres? Who determines a winner?
     
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    Who cares?

    Winner gets blown by the other.
     
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    Why would I want to play again?



    kidding, I'll play better music and decline the forthcoming "blow."


    edit: it's good weed, I forgot my song...

     
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    You choose Miranda Lambert and bring us a song with no video of her in it? You automatically lose...
     
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    edit:fucking tags
     
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