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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    What could the story behind this picture be?
     
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  2. Frank

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    So there's a good chance I'll be going to Ragnarok again this summer.

    ...just throwing that out there.

    Here's a video of the event I went to.



    Warning: it's kind of lame until the 1 minute mark.
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Nope. He wants to bang you.
     
    #5043 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 27, 2011
  4. bewildered

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    He ALWAYS wants to bang you, even when he doesn't "want" to bang you. I've learned this the hard way about....10 times?
     
    #5044 bewildered, Dec 27, 2011
  5. Dcc001

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    I gotta disagree. I have two close guy friends, and there is NO sexual chemistry between me and either of them. Yes, I have friends that I know would sleep with me, given the right circumstance, but not these two. Blanket statements that suggest friendship is impossible between the opposite sex bug me.
     
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    I used to think friendship like that was possible, but I think it is really, really rare to have that going on when you're young. I think when one of those people is in a relationship it removes the temptation, but if both parties are single and get along really well together, the next logical step is "let's play hide the pickle."
     
    #5046 bewildered, Dec 27, 2011
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    Again, I have to disagree with the second part of what you said. I don't think that friendship necessarily leads to sexual chemistry. Sometimes, maybe, but the longer you know someone without there being a spark, the less the chance becomes of ever developing one.

    And Sack,did you just call me ugly?
     
    #5047 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2011
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    I have learned a valuable lesson as to why you shouldn't pay your rent early all the time.

    When your landlord doesn't have the rent the morning of the day it is ACTUALLY due, they send you an SMS at 8 am wondering where it is.
     
    #5048 kuhjäger, Dec 27, 2011
  9. ghettoastronaut

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    So on my flight to New York I splurged an extra 40 bucks (and lots of extra points) for business class.

    There is self-serve booze in the first class lounge, and I have an hour to drink as much Guinness as I can pour.

    There is a god after all.
     
    #5049 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2011
  10. Rob4Broncos

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    To anyone else on here who doesn't celebrate Christmas: do people treat you like a leper when you respond with "nothing" to the question, "What did you do for Christmas?" I'd make an answer up, but I'm too lazy to lie to people anymore.

    As George Carlin would say, people are fuckin' goofy.
     
    #5050 Rob4Broncos, Dec 27, 2011
  11. The Village Idiot

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    (Bangs head against wall over and over and over).

    I guess this must be what it feels like what it is to raise children. You tell them the correct answer, yet they absolutely refuse to see the error of their thinking.

    All due respect, but women telling other guys what guys are thinking is a bit like asking Hitler what to serve at the Seder dinner. You just don't know. Sorry, you may 'know it' from your point of view. For instance, I have no doubt when the women on here who have guy friends say 'I don't want to have sex with him, it would be ewwwwwy.' I believe you. Why? Because I don't have the basis of knowledge (i.e. being a chick and not wanting to be a complete and utter slut which is what I'd be if I were a chick) to disagree with your assessment.

    I do, however, have the basis of knowledge when it comes to your guy friends. So unless he's gay, yes, he will bang you. It's that simple. Yes, I know, you want to overanalyze, etc., and feel free to do so, but understand, you're living in a fantasy world. Guys want to bang chicks. Even ugly chicks - which explains all the pictures of ugly children I've been getting in the mail disguised as Christmas cards.

    I know, I know, ladies, you talk about things like 'chemistry,' 'friendship' and 'consent' like we give a shit. We don't. A couple of beers, chick I'm friends with (If I'm not married) and the go ahead = best 11 seconds of her life. Yes ladies, unless they're gay, your guy friends want to bang you. Yes, all of them.

    And before you damn the male sex drive too much, remember this: the male sex drive is solely responsible for the continued survival of women everywhere.

    Do you really think we'd put up with all the crazy and nonsense if we weren't genetically predisposed to like tits and ass?

    It's a rhetorical question.

    So bang a dude, save your life. Get to it ladies.
     
    #5051 The Village Idiot, Dec 27, 2011
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    Woah woah woah. There is also self serve Johnnie Walker Black and port? If only Occupy Wall Street knew about this. The 1% have it good.
     
    #5052 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2011
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    What's funny to me is that you say I have no authority to speak on behalf of ANY man, even those whom I know well, yet you can speak for EVERY man, because of your Y chromosone.

    I have to think that even heterosexual men have some girls they just don't wanna fuck.
     
    #5053 Dcc001, Dec 27, 2011
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    Rest assured, madam, you are on that particular list of mine.

    That should make you feel better.
     
    #5054 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2011
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    You're heterosexual?!?!
     
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    Yo Ballsack I'm sitting in a first class lounge! Does that mean we can be friends or does it mean I get to peer down my long, educated, post-nomially lettered nose at you?

    Dunno. I'm meeting Mr. Chompsky in a few hours, we'll find out what happens.
     
    #5056 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2011
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    Yeah. They just aren't friends with them. I was opposed to this idea for years, but then I thought about it. None of the guy "friends" I have can truly be considered friends. They would fuck me given the opportunity. Some have awkwardly professed their love. The ones who are married to my friends are excluded from this. They are friends with me because of the wives. But, there's literally no reason for a single guy to be friends with a girl other than he wants to someday fuck her. We are naive to think otherwise.
     
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  18. Blue Dog

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    The whitest black man ever:

     
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    Oh thank fuck. I was worried this meant we'd be friends.

    Also let me know when you get robbed by gypsies.
     
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