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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. GTE

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    Then ask for no celery.


    I said that for years and since I HATE tomato juice, I figured there was no way in hell I'd like one. Finally got coerced into trying one and I'll be God damned if they're aren't tasty and they really do go well in the morning when you're hungover.





    I can only sleep in boxers. If I try to sleep in sweat pants or a shirt, it gets all twisted up.
     
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    If this was Jeopardy my answer would be, "What is, the plight of men with baby dicks?"
     
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    Eff sweatpants, who sleeps in CLOTHES? My basement is 13*C in winter, and even that can't convince me to own a pair of pyjamas.
     
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    Greetings from Grand Central Station! Home of the world's most obnoxious apple store. Is this why they call it the big apple?
     
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    Did you atleast tell her you wanted to fuck?
     
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    For realz. Buck naked for me! On particularly cold nights I've tried sleeping in a tee or something but that makes me colder. I stay warmer when I'm in a blanket burrito.
     
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    It's not the actual act of putting celery into the drink (although that still just strikes me as odd), it's the fact it looks like the pan I made spaghetti sauce in and now have soaking in the sink overnight. The whole premise of the drink is to just throw nasty shit together in a glass. It's like a bartenders joke that a Hipster decided was "cool" back in the 1940's, except, no one got the joke.
     
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    I sleep in boxers. For some odd reason it's hard for me to sleep naked in my own bed, although in someone else's bed I have no problems konking out au naturel. Funny thing is, when I get sick I also have to throw on a T-shirt and socks or I can't fall asleep.
     
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    I sleep in a 3 piece tuxedo, top hat, and monocle. Anything less would be uncivilized.

    Judging by the train station Bruges is a fuckin' shithole.

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    Didn't we have a "sleeping habits" thread a few months back?

    My answer still hasn't changed - boxers for sleeping, boxer briefs for everything else (except swimming - then it's swimming trunks. No skinnydipping for me - no-one wants to see that).

    Also...

     
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    Phew, glad I'm not the only one...
     
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    I think your definition of procrastinator is different from mine.
     
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    You people don't know what you're missing.

    What?
     

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    Naked sleeping is the only way to go.


    About to land in detroit. Hooray for in flight internet. Ive never been to michigan, i wish i had time to explore.
     
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    Isn't the only exploring to be done driving as fast away from that city and making sure your firearms are locked and loaded?

    Anyone else up for a G+ hangout, or is it only me?
     
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    This is one of those, "White girls like adventures" statements, right? Jesus. Make sure you stay on the right side of 8 Mile.
     
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    Boxers for me, somehow the regulate my body temperature perfectly whether its 32 degrees 90 degrees blankets or no. A shirt or Pjs? Ill burn up and sweat the bed into a pool, nekkid Ill freeze. Boxers are juuuuuust right.
     
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    So, I'm guessing either you didn't nap on the plane, or you were really popular with the people around you.
     
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    Re: Re: The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROAS

    If you like unemployment and shit weather I guess Michigan is ok. Lake Michigan in the summer is hard to beat but I don't miss that fucking state at all.
     
    #5119 Flat_Rate, Dec 27, 2011
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    Make sure you see the trippy light show tunnel between concourses.
     
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