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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    Not to drag up an old debate, but I posted a picture of my roommate from Florida about a billion pages ago. Literally in the top five of most beautiful people I've met in real life. As I said she was an awesome person, and I went well out of my way to throw out nothing in the way of sexual interest. Because she is very small, and I am very large, and I didn't want her to EVER worry that I would one day decide that I wanted it bad enough to make her. With everything that she did for me, hell I was living in my car when she invited me to live with her, I figured introducing a sexual component was just wrong. I also didn't want to make a full on effort, swing and miss, and ruin the friendship. Because I truly did value the friendship to much to risk it for a chance of sex. Having said all of that, had she ever initiated the act I wouldn't know any of you crazy people because I would still be very busy making grunting noises.
     
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  2. Angel_1756

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    It's snowing outside. Big fat beautiful puffy snowflakes.

    Anyone feel like going out and making snow angels?
     
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  3. Kubla Kahn

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    I thought that was Chicago? The one if the Puffy video?

     
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  4. bebop007

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    This could be the first time in human history that the words "Michigan" and "explore" were used in the same sentence.

    Michigan did actually evoke an interesting conversation among my friends.

    You know that Eminem Super Bowl halftime ad about Detroit?



    The question among my friends........."Okay, so where did they actually film this?"
     
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  5. GTE

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    Anyone else ever have a whole reply typed out and then think "well, that's not very funny at all" and then delete it?


    Yeah, me either.
     
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    Don't know if O'Hare has one, but this is the ridiculous Detroit airport.

     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    If you were to drive though Detroit at this present time, your first out-loud thought would be "This is America?" seas of houses and neighbourhoods boarded up and abandoned. In the mid-1980's, it had the fourth highest city population in the country (I also remember going through Detroit then to be spine-tingling terror). Now it doesn't even have half of Toronto's. Houses average in the range of $12,000 in metro Detroit nowadays. It's sad. It has all those incredible downtown Art Deco buildings from the auto golden age that nobody gets to marvel at because of the reputation this city built for itself.

    The city has a lot of hard-fighting people trying to make it come back, but if it wasn't for successful sports franchises I think that city would be a hole in the world. It has a LOOOOOOOOOONG way to go.
     
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  8. Kubla Kahn

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    Usually it is more "this lengthly worded response will prove my case beyond a shadow of a doubt, they will have absolutely no retort that will have a semblance of being corre....." aww fuck it, SAUPYG is like 80.
     
    #5128 Kubla Kahn, Dec 27, 2011
  9. Jimmy James

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    I fucking sleep in sweatpants. It's awesome. A warm, slightly loose guard against my girlfriend's liquid nitrogen dipped feet? Yes. I'll take two. And I get a warm place to put hands? You shouldn't have. Now both me and my girlfriend can cup my junk in relative comfort while the rest of the apartment drops to subzero.

    And so the next morning comes, with me being able to see my funky morning breath in the air. You people would curl up in the fetal position in your cinnabon shaped blankets mewling about the cold. As for me, I leave my bed dressed in sweatpants and a t-shirt. This man has thought ahead, you exclaim. Not only is he warm, but he's ready to attack the day.

    I would wear sweatpants and a t-shirt to work if I was allowed to.
     
    #5129 Jimmy James, Dec 27, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh, like I'm the only one that sleeps in a cami/thong combo here.
     
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    I sleep in sweats. I have my thermostat set up to drop down to like 65 at night (or day depending on which shift I'm working). For some reason if my house is warm and I sleep in boxers etc I sweat like a pig, but if the house is cold and I sleep in sweats, I don't. Additionally most of my house was built in like 1915 or some shit so it would cost a fortune to keep above like 68.
     
    #5131 Bourbondownthehouse, Dec 27, 2011
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    Naked all the way, only time I ever have something on is when I crash on the couch at a mates or something like that. No one wants your junk all over their couch.
     
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    All you naked sleepers - what if there's a fire and you have to run outside?

    Tank top and booty shorts right here. Or lingerie if I'm feeling frisky.
     
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    I'm thinking about redheads for some reason.

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    I sleep in boxers and sometimes a t-shirt depending on how hot out it is. My wife is always cold, so we tend to have a lot of blankets on the bed.

    Hence, my sweatpants are within easy reach if I need to get up and out of bed quickly, like for fire alarms (which we have frequently).
     
    #5135 The Village Idiot, Dec 27, 2011
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    About to head out to a secret show. It's going to be awesome. My favorite artist is performing in a bar the size of my apartment. I'm supposed to leave for the funeral tomorrow morning around 8 am. Here's hoping I won't reek TOO much of alcohol and bad decisions tomorrow morning.
     
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    Dear Yumdrop.com;
    Why the fuck do you airbrush the nipples off your models? What's wrong with nipples?
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    #5137 Angel_1756, Dec 27, 2011
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    I tend to sleep naked as well, accept in the winter then it's a pair of basketball shorts. Anything else makes me sweat like a pig and gets tangled around me.
     
    #5138 McSmallstuff, Dec 27, 2011
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    They may have just been ghastly nipples.
     
    #5139 Gravitas, Dec 27, 2011
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    Hmmm. You know that moment when you've been awake for 3 days after throwing a ridiculous house party and you suddenly have a moment of clarity that you will be going through customs in 3 hours?d And you haven't packed any clothes? And because simple tasks are virtually impossible, you come on TiB instead of getting your shit together?

    Me either.
     
    #5140 AlmostGaunt, Dec 27, 2011
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