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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. bewildered

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Not one attached to me, that is. Y'all wanna hear about El Fiance's Staff of Power?
     
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    I'm pretty sure that is most peoples favorite thing about you.
     
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    I think I just got a ban threat though. I am trembling in my Ked's.
     
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    Depends on the context.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    FTFY
     
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    All joking aside, in what context would you like to hear about another man's dick?
     
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    In the same, and only, context I would like to see another mans penis. Pornographically.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Yeah... Never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to the poo talk?
     
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    Yeah, on review, I have left what I thought was funny, and crossed into creepy. Apparently sleep deprived me is pervy. (And kind of gay.) Sorry bewildered.
     
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    And I'm very scared to open the link Bewildered just put up.
     
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    You can always trust my tags.

    I'll talk about poo, but pictures of poo? That shit is nasty.
     
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    Apology accepted, you big ball of brown sugar, you.
     
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    You should be. Look out Bunny, there's a new sheriff in town.
     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    NO. We're talking about cocks now. Large, throbbing, veinous, glistening black cocks.

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    For good measure, the ultimate Thanksgiving feast:

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    *wipes away tear*
     

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    I was more worried about a "staff of power."
     
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    ^ That girl is HOT. Grainy webcam photo and all.

    And it's the most wonderful time of the year...the Yule Log channel is on! No, this is NOT another post about poop (Jesus, you guys, find something else to talk about). Shaw Cable has blessed us with 24/7 programming on Channel 2 that simply shows a close up of a fireplace. At around the 20 minute mark, a hand comes into the frame with a poker and adjusts the fire. It's all the pleasant look and sound of a fireplace and none of the insurance cost or danger of burning the place down.
     
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    You don't have a fireplace at all? My parent's house has a real wood burning one, and so does my mental dream house. It makes me sad when the people in my life with fancy pants houses have GAS fireplaces. What is up with that shit? They don't smell smokey and aren't nearly as warm. And lighting them doesn't require a careful construction of kindling and a match that teaches the children of your family important life skills that will help them with their future camping trips and pyromaniac adventures.
     
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    I have a pan of sausage and peppers, a bottle of rum, the Iron Bowl and Tonka sleeping at my feet.

    Only thing missing is a blow job.
     
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